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How to Plan Xizhai Village in Jinyuan District of Taiyuan City
1. Can the reconstruction departments of Jinyang Lake District believe it?
Up to now, Jinyang Lake has only gone through the formalities of "removing risks and increasing employment", and the transformation of this area itself is illegal. Even if the district, city and province have approved it, such a large project is illegal without the approval of the central government, just like the homestead, which is only used for village procedures and useless. It is legal to lead the old people to change this year, but you may break the law next year before the year after next.
2. Several types of people who signed up for demolition in Xizhai Village.
1. Those who are exposed to light or want to be exposed to light in the village.
2. Village cadres.
3. There is no legal procedure for the homestead.
4. scum in the village. They spend money and owe gambling debts.
5. The citizens who went out in the village pulled the relationship back. There is a yard in the village.
6. The good people in the village have always been people who actively cooperate with the village policies.
Advise those who love to be clever and have bloody foresight,
When the North House was demolished, someone always felt unfair because of the big yard, so they asked the leader to find a way to finally give two homesteads, and they signed it happily. He didn't know that he had been trapped by others.
Then your yard will be small. You drag people to find relationships, and the leader gives you n square meters to make you happy.
And you never drive, and then people come to do your work, you say, if the money is a little less, people ask, what do you want to do? You said that all the rewards should be given to me, and I still need 200 thousand. People talked to you for a long time and said that we could not be the chairman. In a couple of days, your appetite will be fine. When people come, they will give you 65,438+10,000 at most. I made it, and I signed it as soon as my brain got hot.
Haha, fellow villager, you have been cheated.
3. The experience of neighbor demolition in Xizhai Village
Let's just say that in Beifu Village, the villagers' voice is that we are so bitter that we can't go back to school and get together. No one cares about helplessness, sadness and despair.
1. I thought at that time that if the house was demolished and the building could not be built, it would be built on my land, but I didn't know that the homestead was not mine until it was demolished. If I build it in the same place, I will seize the land of this country. This is illegal and should be punished.
2. When a child goes to school and attends a kindergarten in the district, he has to pay 10000 yuan. Just as they made up their minds to pay the tuition, the headmaster said that they were full and would not accept it.
3. The demolished house cost 700,000 yuan to buy a car, which cost a lot. It is said that it was built in two years, and I don't want to buy a house when I come back. It took a year and a half to buy a house? It was said that it was built in the south of Beifu Village, and a bunch of obstacles were set up, saying that we violated the law. After the New Year, the district leaders said that Xizhai Village would make room for us to build.
I'm so happy. Stop. This is the place where the provincial children's hospital is located. That's how you go to other places. Where are our buildings in the sky now?
When I came out to rent a house, I was asked by countless landlords not to allow the elderly to share the rent, saying that it was unlucky to die on others.
If the building can't be built, we say it's none of my business. The village chief said I didn't tear down your house, so I went to the district to complain. The leader said that you voluntarily gave up the homestead, and I didn't put a gun to your head for you to sign. There are many people who don't tear it down. Why do you want to tear it down? Don't say those useless things, I don't care. Besides, there is no suitable land to build a house now, so you can wait at home.
4. Talk about the efficiency of the village.
Last year, the matter of moving the grave was abandoned halfway, wasting time. The grave country that went up the mountain also said that it would hinder people's travel routes and asked to move to the mountain in front of the temple. Well, the living are unstable, and death won't stop you. Some old graves go up the mountain, and some are buried in the east of the village just after they die. It's really lively. I really don't know if the leadership demolition is serious.
The current news is all right except Beijing time. ! !
Just one day after the demolition, people in the brigade said that more than 300 people had signed up, and then the news came out the next day. It is reported that 150 households signed up for the demolition of West House yesterday, and 7 households have been demolished as of press time. Go and enjoy the jokes of your hometown.
Demolition of the house is a good thing. There is a saying that Screaming Trees kills people, but there is doubt whether the leaders are willing to give a solution, and there are fellow villagers. If you want to know the overall development of the situation, you must actively discuss it in the streets and don't be shy. This is the future fate of your family. If you are not well informed, you will have to wait at your home for others to lie to you. The place to tear down the house is not needed this time. The building built for us is in the east of the village, behind the primary school. In other words, even if the house is not demolished, the leaders will build it sincerely, and the 300-400 countries will pay for it first. When it is built, we will build it directly, saving the rental money and replacing the property rights. No risk, it's good.
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