What are some humorous jokes that are suitable for sending friends?

1. Nowadays people are superficial, but in fact you don't know how much money she owes behind the scenes.

After you marry me, you can wash the dishes if you want, and mop the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough? Too much pocket money is controlled.

3, we are not suitable, I am so cute, it has become your sweet burden.

4, you are probably a potato, fried and steamed, how to suit my appetite.

5. I have fallen. I can't swim until now. You know, before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer.