Morning meeting brain teasers and interesting puzzles with answers

Brain teaser is a special form of verbal communication and a language and word game that can activate the atmosphere of the scene. Below is a morning meeting brain teaser I put together, I hope you all like it.

Classic Morning Meeting Brain Teasers

1. ?To describe a girl’s beauty, what is the best thing to say to make her happy? Answer: Lies

2. ? When a blind man was about to reach the edge of a cliff, he suddenly turned around and walked back. Why? Answer: Because he was only blind in one eye

3. ?Every morning it rises in the east and sets in the west. Guess Plant something with five words? Answer: Yes, it is the sun (a little stuttering).

4. There is a man who lives on the thirteenth floor. He takes the elevator to the first floor every day when he goes out, but when he comes back At that time, he only took the ride to the fourth floor and then climbed upstairs. Why the answer: He was too short to press the button

5. ?Cao Lan stopped a taxi on the side of the road and when she got into the car The driver kicked him out immediately after the middle. Why? Answer: Because the driver asked him where he was going and she said she wouldn’t tell you.

6. ?When a cow is young, its name is??? So what should rabbits and turtles be called when they are young? ?Answer: The son of a rabbit and a tortoise

7. ?Xiao Chen ate instant noodles in the middle of the night. Why was he staring at the clock while eating? Answer: The expiration date of that package of noodles is today

8. ?Why does Lao Chen say that he can’t live a day without a woman? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer

　9. ?My uncle’s sister-in-law, but not my aunt, then she is Who? Answer: My mother

10. ?I have nine apples, but I have to distribute them to thirteen children. What should I do? Answer: Juice

11. ? What is the biggest difference between newspaper news and TV news? Answer: You can save the newspaper after reading it.

12. ?A plane crashed and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injuries were found. Why? ?Answer: It was a remote-controlled airplane

13. ?Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why did he wait until ten years to have surgery to take it out? Answer: Because he was not in a hurry to use money at that time

14. ?A day goes by when it gets dark and light up once, but once it got dark twice and still only one day passed. Can you two guess the reason? Answer: It was a total solar eclipse

15. ?A person has a high fever of 50 degrees. Who should he ask for help? Answer: Fire brigade

16. ?Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to people? Answer: Unless you drink it

17. ?Xiao Ming handed in a completely blacked-out picture in the drawing class. Why did the teacher still pass it? Answer: Because the picture Xiao Ming drew was of a black man catching someone in the middle of the night. Crow

18. A pregnant bitch is afraid of people kicking her, but when a guy kicks her, she neither avoids nor gets angry. Why? Answer: Because the guy kicked the guy in his belly and hit the target. Five bullets were fired, and *** scored one hundred points. Where did he hit? Answer: Only one bullet was hit, which is exactly one hundred.

19. ?What is the word for one person and one point? Answer: too

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20. There are three foxes on the hill. The hunter shot and killed one. How many foxes are there on the hill? Answer: One Morning Meeting Brain Teasers Selection

1. Xiaohua and Xiaohan made an appointment to have dinner at school at 12 noon. Xiaohua looked at his watch and hurriedly went to find Xiaohan.

After meeting, Xiaohan said to Xiaohua: Do you believe that 9 4 = 1? Xiaohua blushed after hearing this, why? Answer: Nine o'clock plus four o'clock is one o'clock

　2. ? A sheep encountered a tiger. Not only was it not afraid, but it also ate the tiger. What happened? Answer: It was a paper tiger

3. ?People are the most enthusiastic, What is one of the most unsatisfied passions? Answer: Curiosity

4. ?It takes 24 hours for the Earth to rotate once. How many hours does it take to rotate half a circle? Answer: 6 hours

5. ?Xiao Ming and Xiao Han each bought three bouquets of flowers. They tied the flowers together and prepared to give them to the teacher. How many bouquets of flowers did the teacher receive? Answer: Shibang

　6. ?A person When I asked someone to draw portraits of the Twelve Lives, only the snake was left. Why did the painter refuse to draw it? Answer: Because he was afraid of adding too much to the picture

7. ? Liangliang followed in a car. There is a convertible car behind, but there is no driver in that car. Why? Answer: The car is broken down and is being towed by the car in front.

8. The kindergarten teacher took out a bag of candy and prepared to give it to the children. Let's eat. If each person shares one piece, he will have one more piece. If each person shares two pieces, he will still owe two pieces. How many children are there at least? How many pieces of candy? Answer: Three children and four pieces of candy

9 . ?Ming bought a bag of fruit, but when he got home, he was empty-handed. He promised that he did not eat it secretly or lose it. What was the reason? Answer: Give it away

10. ?Except for the zoo and Apart from giraffes, where else can you see them in Africa? Answer: Examination room

11. Dayong boasted to his friends: During class today, the teacher asked a question, and the whole class except him No one answered correctly. What question do you think the teacher asked? Answer: "Why are you late again, Dayong?"

12. ?Three lit candles were placed on the paper box, and a gust of wind blew. , one candle was blown out, and the other two continued to burn. How many candles would be left in the end? Answer: None.

13. Dayong accidentally fell into the water tank, There were no adults around at that time, and the children were so anxious that they could rescue Dayong in the fastest way? Answer: Break the vat

14. Dayong said that he was very familiar with the teacher at school. You can go in anywhere, but Xiaohan said there is one place that he can never go in. Where is it? Answer: Women's restroom

15. ?A rubber ball and an iron ball dropped from a high building If it falls, who will hit the ground first? Answer: Iron ball

16. ?Tuesday passed as Wednesday, Wednesday passed as Thursday, and Thursday passed as Sunday. Why answer: I tore off two more calendars

17. ?A fat man got on a bus without a monthly pass or a ticket. Why did the conductor let him sit from the starting point to the end? Answer: He was a driver

18. ?Xiao Ming 5 years old, Xiaoliang is 3 years old, and Xiaohan is one year older than them. So how old is Xiaohan? Answer: four years old

19. ?Han caught a little bird, and she took Xiaohan The bird is placed on the table, but the bird does not fly. What is the reason? Answer: The bird is dead

20. Dayong always likes to brag. He said that he can take away a glass of water without any container. Children I don’t even believe it, but he did it. What happened? Answer: Put the cup upside down in a basin filled with water. Morning meeting brain teaser summary

1. ? Are you playing a game? , you are the commander, and you have two army commanders, five regiment commanders, ten platoon leaders and twenty-five soldiers. So how old is their commander this year? Answer: How old are you?

2. ? Xiaohan’s mother irons clothes. It takes five minutes for one piece of clothing and three minutes for one pair of trousers. Now there are three small clothes and one pair of trousers. It takes several minutes for Xiaohan’s mother to iron them all.

End? Answer: 18 minutes

3. ?What is the difference between cats and pigs? Answer: One is a pet and the other is food

4. ?A heavy rain, busy farming The farmers fled one after another, but there was still one person who refused to leave. Why? Answer: It was a scarecrow

5. There were three geckos crawling on the wall. Not long after one gecko fell, the other two It also fell down, what happened? Answer: Because one was dozing off, and the other two clapped their hands and cheered, and also fell down.

6. ? There is a turtle on a certain island, and in the center is There is a coconut tree, and there is an island next to the island. The turtle wants to go there, but he doesn’t know how to swim. How should he get there? Answer: He is still thinking

7. ?The bus is coming, and a A girl in a long skirt put in 8 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The second girl in a miniskirt put in 4 yuan, and the driver also let her get in. The third girl didn't put in any money, but the driver still let her get on. Car, why? Answer: She used the ticket

8. ?Why are there fewer soldiers in the Air Force? Answer: Of course there are fewer soldiers in the Air Force

9. ?Samurai swords and Japan What is the relationship between people? Answer: They are friends by caesarean section

10. In the restaurant, there are two pairs of mother and daughter dining. Each of them ordered a steak worth 700 yuan, but they only paid yuan , why? Answer: These two pairs of mother and daughter are the daughters of grandma and mother. Popular morning brain teasers

1. A monkey can break one corn per minute. In the orchard, a monkey can break it in 5 minutes. Several corn riddles: I didn’t break any of them

2. What’s the safest place to be during an earthquake? The answer: On a plane

3. A bear without a tail is a tailed bear, and a bear without a penis is a tail bear. What is a bear? Answer: A female bear

4. A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why was Xiao Ming fine? Answer: Because he was not in the car

5 . The answer to why foxes often wrestle: Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)

6. The one who washes his face is called the washbasin, and the one who washes his hands is called a basin? (Hit an idiom) ? The answer: Jinpen (golden basin to wash hands)

7. The answer to the riddle of how much is one plus one: neither three nor four

8. There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. The answer to the riddle of what kind of animal it is: small Tiger

9. To describe a girl’s good looks, what would make her happy the most? Answer: Lies

10. What is pig skin used for? Answer: To wrap pork

11. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling the joke, they died. The answer to the mystery why: Because of the tsunami (laughing)

12. What did they steal? The answer is not illegal: Smirking

13. Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend for being very beautiful, but was beaten up by her girlfriend. The answer for why: Full score is 100 points

14 . The answer to whose holiday April 1st belongs to: Yours

15. The answer to why the little white rabbit didn’t marry the zebra: Because the mother rabbit said that tattoos are not good children

16 . There is a country where all men drive and women cannot grow up. Which country is this? Answer: Russia. All men are XXXski, and all women are XXX

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and bleeding a lot. What happened? The answer: He turned into a red bean

18. What valuable thing is most likely to disappear? Answer: Artificial satellite

19. It usually takes a few minutes to finish reading at Tsinghua University. Answer: About one second. . .

Tsinghua University is just four words. . .

20. Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why did he wait ten years to have surgery to take it out? The answer: Because he was not short of money

21. Why did Xiao Ming refuse to use it? ?On one side? Use the word "one side" to make a sentence to answer the riddle: Because the teacher said that you can't do things half-heartedly

22. Why do you have to turn a hat over and wear it again when it is dirty? (Hit an idiom) ? The answer to the riddle: Zhang Guanli Dai (dirty crown) Li Dai)

23. The answer to the riddle of what to do at 12 o'clock in the evening: Cramble, because it is cramming when it is (zero)

24. The riddle of what is not afraid of cloth but stone: Scissors

25. How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? The answer is: All previous efforts are wasted

26. A flower stuck in cow dung What kind of flowers are the flowers? Answer: Morning glory

27. There were two bees who loved each other very much, but later the mother bee married a spider. Answer: Because the mother bee loves to surf the Internet. 28 . What thing has two heads, six legs, a tail, and seven hands, and it can also shout while walking? The answer is: monster

29. Three people went to the fields together, but one of them stood there without doing anything. Answer to why: It’s a scarecrow

30. Xiao Ming has never been to the United States. How much money should he spend at least if he wants to go to the United States? Answer to the puzzle: It doesn’t cost money just to think about it

31. Who makes money by luck every day? Answer: A simple brainteaser at the morning meeting of gas delivery workers

1. A flower fairy, standing on a green boat (hit a flower)? Answer: Lotus

　2. Black circle wave candy, light it and the body won’t itch (get some daily necessities)? Answer: Mosquito incense

3. It looks like a bow and arrow, with teeth in front of the eyes; pull it forward and backward, There are broken flowers everywhere (hit an item)? Answer: Wood saw

4. Mace grows in the soil (hit a plant)? Answer: cactus

5. Stomach growth Big, one can sing with one beat (hit one musical instrument)? Answer: Drum

6. Someone gave him the name Jiaqingzi, which tastes sweet and delicious (hit one fruit)? Answer: Plum

7. The King of Land Warfare walks slowly. If there is a cannon in front of him, he will surely win (hit a vehicle)? Answer: Tank

8. The 8-figure doll sits on a stick, and soft music will appear instantly (hit a vehicle) Musical instrument) ? Answer: Hulusi

9. Small boats come in pairs and never swim in the water. They rely on them to travel around (find an item) ? Answer: Shoes

10 . A winter melon hanging on the waist, dancing and beating at the same time (play a musical instrument) ? Answer: waist drum

11. Evergreen all year round and not afraid of drought, the palms of the gods are full of thorns (play a plant) ? Answer: cactus

12. There is something really weird. It uses a person’s nose as a horse to ride on, and it has to be worn every day (find an item)? The answer: glasses

13. It looks like a golden musical pipe The pipe has a rich tone and is romantic (play an instrument)? Answer: Saxophone

14. The six strings are plucked like a violin, and the female waist is like a gourd (play an instrument)? Answer: Guitar

15. The left hand presses the strings and the right hand pulls, which is an indispensable accompaniment for opera (play an instrument)? Answer: Erhu

16. Purple-red pearls hang on the vine, and everyone praises the crystal pearls (play a fruit)? Answer: Grapes

17. I have an empty stomach and a hole in my body. Blow into the hole to make a good sound (play an instrument)? Answer: Flute

18. Six holes and eight holes Made of bamboo

, with a stick standing horizontally (play a musical instrument)? Answer: Xiao

19. The fairy Lingbo has pure flowers, and her reputation as a fragrant concubine is lost (play a flower)? Answer: Narcissus

20. The white flowers like shade and are pitiful, and they are cold-resistant and frost-resistant. (Tick a flower) ? Answer: Hosta

21. The white fluff floats in the wind and droops like goose feathers (Tick a plant) ) ? Answer: catkins

22. Disinfection helper is transparent in color, made of sugar starch (pick an item) ? Answer: alcohol

23. Although dianthus is not called bamboo, it has pink flowers Make a gift for your child (pick a flower)? Answer: Carnation

24. It has a square and pretty appearance. Place it on the table gently, and you are not afraid of oil stains dripping from the top. The flowers will make your eyes look bright (pick an item) ? Answer: Tablecloth

25. Small bottles for drinking petroleum, with various shapes to light up (find an item) ? Answer: Lighter

26. A red jar with a round head, filled with Small pearl fruit (Tick a fruit)? Answer: Pomegranate

27. A place where the sun always shines (Tick a place name)? Answer: Fuyang

28. The petals are used as cinnamon pills, posture Very generous (hit a flower)? Answer: Impatiens

29. Male friends eat thorn sticks, the stems contain white milk, which is very harmful (hit a plant)? Answer: Overlord Whip

30. The sea-red fruit has a beautiful color, and I love it with osmanthus and magnolia. Yutang symbolizes wealth and wealth (hit a plant)? Answer: Begonia fruit

31. Black silkworms grow in the sea and are covered with soft thorns (hit a plant) Marine life) ? Answer: Sea cucumber

32. Small grains, slender in the middle (beat one food) ? Answer: Oats

33. The Danube goddess is extremely elegant, Famous cultural city and music city (name a place)? Answer: Vienna

34. The peel is red, green and yellow, and the flesh is red, white and yellow (name a tropical fruit)? Answer: Guava

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35. A girl’s thoughts (guess a song)? Answer: "Can’t Guess"? Ding Dang

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