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The longest joke in Inner Mongolia
The father-in-law in the north and the son-in-law in the south had breakfast together and played a lot of jokes. Chili oil and leeks should be added to bean curd in the north, and sugar should be added to bean curd in the south. This is the dietary difference between the north and the south. Southerners like sweets. They like to add sugar to their food. Northerners can't adapt to this eating habit. Northerners have heavy tastes, northerners eat heavy salt, and northerners eat salty food.
The size of food in the north and the south is different. Southerners eat different foods from northerners. Southerners will be surprised to eat in the north, because northerners eat bigger food, and northerners will be surprised to go to the south, because southerners eat smaller and more exquisite food. A friend went to the south on business and didn't have enough to eat when he came back. The quantity of every dish in the south is very small, and there are very few dishes. He is always hungry. Southerners will find it strange to eat in restaurants in the north, because northerners eat in big bowls and plates, and they eat a lot. The son-in-law in the south eats steamed buns with small corners, and the father-in-law in the north eats steamed buns with big corners.
The food eaten in the north and the south is different. Some friends come from the south. Friends talk about the food they eat in their hometown. The food they eat is exquisite, and they eat very little. They all eat stir-fry and soup. Most of the dishes that northerners eat are stews, and they like making steamed buns and jiaozi. Northerners eat a variety of food, and northerners feel that they are rich in food. Northerners like to eat in big bowls, drink in big bowls and eat meat. Because of the low temperature in the north, northerners like to eat hot dishes. Although there is a great difference in diet between north and south, many people know one truth, that is, do as the Romans do. When one party grows up, northerners will also taste the delicious food in the south, and southerners will also gobble up food and drink when they come to the north.
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