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Life dream in a drifting bottle

10 years ago, in a spacious and bright office, Nan Ge, who was working leisurely, had a newspaper, a cup of tea and a computer on his desk, which was all he did in a day's work.

Bored, like a disgusting spider's web, stuck to my hand, making Nan Ge get goose bumps all over.

Step-by-step work and life have turned Nan Ge, once a passionate young man, into an "old man" who has never experienced heart failure.

The first floor of the day opened again, and Nan Ge turned on the computer and browsed in the QQ group of his classmates as usual.

"Hey, it's amazing! Now QQ has the function of a drift bottle. I salvaged it, and I was lucky enough to find a drift bottle with a stranger's heart written on it. The story is quite wonderful, hehe! " Xiaoling, called lark by her classmates, excitedly described her new discovery in the group.

"Are you? I like novelty. Come on! Screenshots, the specific interface is sent to everyone, let us feel new things together! " Chen glasses, one of the masters of learning, was inspired by Xiaoling's words. He began to wait and get ready.

"good!" Xiaoling snapped the demonstration pictures and sent them to the group neatly.

"wow! What does the drift bottle say? Looking for the first lover! Want to find a handsome guy, talk about a love ... "Chen glasses staring eyes made a QQ expression, sighed.

Nan Ge, who has no passion for life, was originally not interested in drift bottles, but he was really bored. He opened the interface and opened a drift bottle at will.

"I am eager to meet an unforgettable love. He will write articles, mature and steady, gentle and considerate. " The little girl's longing for love can be seen at a glance in a drift bottle.

Married for seven years, in the left hand holding the right hand stage, belongs to the withering period of love. China ancients often said that "the heart is higher than the sky, and life is thinner than paper", and she is a girl. Nan Ge has no choice but to live a life like plain boiled water, and his melancholy feeling is similar to this.

The nagging wife has been riddled with daily necessities, and the sweetness of their love has long since disappeared, which makes them even more bored.

I'd rather hang around on the wine table and get drunk, but Nan Ge doesn't want to go home, for fear of listening to the yellow-faced woman at home.

"If I can talk about a vigorous and unforgettable love, I will be extremely happy!" Nan Ge thought of this colorful, bubble-like dream, and his heart lit up like fireworks, and his mouth naturally rose.

"I put my dream in a drift bottle. What if it is realized? " Nan Ge came up with an idea and put it into practice.

Dedicated to writing a good dream, Nan Ge carefully put it in a drift bottle.

Miraculously, since Nan Ge put his dream into a drift bottle, his peach blossom luck has become particularly prosperous.

"Beauty, you are so beautiful! Whoever marries you will cry happily! " Brother Nan, who is full of honey, likes to praise a girl for her beauty.

"Sweet mouth, sugar to eat", Wu Meizi, who just came to the office, "South elder brother is long, South elder brother is short", cried cheerfully, making South elder brother's eyes narrow into a line, and good tea is often served.

Also, the little girl who sells fruit in the fruit shop often says that she is very gentle with Nan Ge when ordering fruit. Nan Ge has brittle bones and often buys more fruit.

Flirting is cheap. Brother Nan seems to have beaten chicken blood, full of confidence, and the wind is blowing under his feet.

Brother Nan, who is proud of the spring breeze, eyes were straight when he saw Ah Xue.

Xue is a classmate of Nange's cousin Xiaolan Normal College. At the age of 20, she has a white and full face of risorius, full of gentle and lovely eyes, and her figure fully meets the standard of my fair lady.

"This girl is really good-looking, as if she had come out of a painting!" South elder brother inwardly sighed and couldn't help worrying about her.

"Xue, the Mid-Autumn Festival tomorrow, you didn't go home. Come to our house for dinner with Xiaolan! " Nan Ge invited Xue with concern.

Mid-Autumn Festival, because of the joining of Ashue and Xiaolan, the family is very lively.

Drink tea, eat moon cakes and enjoy the moon. Shy Ashue noticed that Nan Ge gave her an unusual layer of care.

That night, Nan Ge was humorous and told jokes, which made A Xue and Xiao Lan giggle all the time. A Xue was very happy.

"Xue, I wrote a composition. I know you like prose. Help me see if there is anything wrong and help me correct it! " Nan Ge has been looking for excuses to communicate with Ashue since he joined her QQ.

"South elder brother, your gift is really amazing. I like it very much! " A Xue, who prefers literature, reads Nan Ge's article, as if he had entered his world and his heart was getting closer and closer.

Like a moth to a fire, Nan Ge fell in love with Xue and secretly ran to school to find her to play.

Looking at flowers, the sea, the stars and romantic things, Nan Ge really regained his youthful passion wave after wave.

On Xue's birthday, Nan Ge invited Xue He to celebrate together, and their relationship broke through.

Flowers, delicious food, cakes and gifts, all of which shine like stars, fascinated Ashe. Her little face is rosy with happiness.

The girl's heart was gently opened by Nan Ge, and they were addicted to the so-called love world.

"South elder brother, I accidentally pregnant! How? Meowed ... "An accident disrupted the normal life of Nan Ge, and there was nothing I could do.

"You want to marry my sister, or I will sue you for rape and let you lose your public office!" Xue's brother got angry and threatened Nan.

Focusing on the past and the future, Nan Ge, who only wanted to find passion, had to reluctantly give up what one loves, divorce, go out clean and marry a Xue.

When love meets daily necessities, everything is as boring as before.

After remarriage, Nan Ge felt more and more economic pressure. The eldest son's alimony, the younger son's milk powder and diaper expenses, rent and living expenses are like several mountains that weigh him out of breath.

Longing to change this embarrassing life, Nan Ge even dreams of making a fortune.

It's another boring day. Nan Ge, who goes to work, turns on the computer as usual, watches some news and looks at QQ information.

"Classmates, my daughter-in-law is pregnant with a son, and I am happy! Tomorrow night, everyone will go to the Royal Hotel, and I will treat you to a seafood dinner! " Classmate Huang invited everyone to eat and drink in the sea.

Huang is always a big coffee. A few years ago, he was lucky and made a fortune in the steel business.

In high school, Mr. Huang, whose grades were chaotic, was unknown, and several seniors in Nan Ge didn't like him at all. I didn't expect scum to counterattack and double his identity. In order to brush the sense of existence, Mr. Huang spent money on the floor.

People are happy when they are happy, and their spirits are cool. Mr. Huang, who is oily, has a thick gold necklace around his neck and several big gold rings on his hands. He is really a nouveau riche.

"Yellow total severe! Money is rolling in, and good things are happening again and again! " On the wine table, the students kept complimenting Miss Huang.

Brother Nan on the wine table, in the corner, drank by himself, leaving him alone.

Brother Nan, as a small clerk, has some power. Once a classmate begged him to do something and bowed to him respectfully. At that time, Nan Ge, with his tail stuck in the sky, was a little high.

I don't know when it started, but all the limelight of Nan Ge was robbed by General Manager Huang, making him totally embarassed.

"People are miserable bones!" South elder brother in the heart mercilessly scold a way, filled with wine, drink off. I don't know how much wine I drank. "Bring me my shadow and let the three of us" is not a poem, but an illusion in front of Nan Ge.

In the evening, Nan Ge had a good dream: he was rich, with boundless scenery and a bright smile.

The next day, Nan Ge woke up from a beautiful dream and was still an insignificant clerk.

I once had a love dream in a drifting bottle. Unexpectedly, I really found a beautiful woman. Can the dream of getting rich come true in a drift bottle?

Nan Ge, who is eager to make a fortune, wrote his dream of making a fortune in a drift bottle.

In those years, the local chicken business was very hot, and Nan Ge was eager to try, hoping to occupy market share and realize his dream of making money.

"Doing business, if you don't do it, you must be bigger and stronger." Brother Nan, whose heart is higher than the sky, has a lot of ideas.

In order to develop a grand career, Nan Ge applied to the unit to work in his hometown. The mountain is high and the emperor is far away. Brother Nan, who has nothing to do, has a lot of time.

Just do it. Nan Ge, who has no savings, borrowed the start-up funds from relatives and friends and started doing it secretly.

In order to reserve the supply of goods, Nan Ge contracted a farm in his hometown, established a chicken raising base and registered a company in the name of relatives.

Nan Ge, a humble apprentice, invested a lot of time and energy and had no business experience. He had a flash of light: "If you want to open the market, you must register a brand first, with sufficient supply and good quality and quantity."

To register a brand, a resounding name is particularly important.

"Richen, the abbreviation of sun, moon and star, means that business is booming and wealth is as huge as the sun, moon and stars." Nan Ge spent a lot of brains to figure out the brand name of the native chicken.

It costs a lot of money to register a trademark, and almost all the borrowed money is spent. In order to raise money, Nan Ge begged his relatives to help him guarantee the loan and register the trademark with the loan money.

Spending money is like running water, and the money guaranteed by the loan is spent in less than two months.

In order to have a good market and invest heavily in advertising, how to prepare funds?

Facing financial problems, Nan Ge has a headache.

It was very difficult at the beginning of the business, and the sales of local chickens were very small, making ends meet. In order to prepare funds, Nan Ge had a headache.

Studying various policies and running around day and night, Nan Ge applied to the Provincial Poverty Alleviation Office for a sum of funds to help the poor and protect farmers.

After many efforts, the fund application was finally approved. 300,000 yuan is really a "timely help" for Nan Ge, which makes him regain his confidence.

The advertisement went out and cost a lot of money, and the effect was good. Nan Ge's local chicken business is getting better and better, and his income is increasing day by day.

"Students! Come on! Come on! The Royal Hotel starts in the evening, and I'll buy you drinks! " The wallet is bulging, and Nan Ge is generous, and it is twice as cool to invite people to eat and drink.

"Uncle Zhang! Aunt Li! ..... "Back home, I saw Nan Ge, a lonely old man with a hard life and a soft heart, sending them money. Dozens of old people spent a lot of money.

With the money in hand and the money borrowed by relatives and friends, Nan Ge bought a commercial house.

"Tomorrow we will move to a new home, and relatives and friends will come to my house for tea!" Brother Nan, with a smile and blooming on his face, with pride in his words.

Spacious and bright new house, Xiaolan "tut-tut" marveled when she visited: the furniture was high-grade and luxurious.

"Nan Ge has really made a fortune in the past two years!" Xiaolan thought enviously.

One year later, the local chicken market has been supersaturated, the base investment is too large, and the profit is thin. The local chicken business in Nange has begun to decline.

"It rained all night". When it comes to bird flu, many chickens in Nange base died and suffered heavy losses.

The company's capital turnover is difficult, and relatives and friends are afraid of being borrowed by Nan Ge, so they are no longer willing to lend him money. Alas, Nan Ge is like an eggplant withered by first frost.

Brother nan, desperate, sleepless all night, hot-headed, borrowed usury. This step is wrong, which makes Nan Ge step into the point of no return.

Business is not improving and income is getting less and less. Nan Ge changed his marketing strategy, buying goods from farmers and selling them through platforms or specialty stores, but business was still not good. The more money you owe, the more difficult the economy will be.

The new salary is used to fill the bottomless pit of loans and live only on Asher's salary. A Xue has several part-time jobs, and her life is difficult, and her quality of life has plummeted.

"Pay back the money! If you don't pay back the money, we will settle the old account with you! " Unable to pay the interest of the usurer, the usurer found Nan Ge's house and blocked the door. When he saw Nan Ge, he hit him, "Ouch, Ouch". He was covered with bruises.

"Xiaolan, my brother will be killed by a usurer. You can lend me your credit card to overdraw and tide over this difficulty. My brother will remember your great kindness all his life! " All the valuables at home have been sold, but we still can't make ends meet. In order to raise money, Nan Ge began to play the idea of Xiaolan Credit Card.

Soft-hearted Xiaolan couldn't stand Nan Ge's hard work and lent him her credit card.

Unexpectedly, Xiaolan's kindness is like sticking feces on your hand. How to clean it will still leave an unpleasant smell. Later, when I returned my credit card, Nan Ge relied on Xiaolan.

Relatives and friends are afraid of Nan Ge, so they all avoid him.

The proud Nan Ge often carries a leather bag in his hand, dresses decently and has a cheerful smile on his face.

After the Spring Festival, I visited my relatives. When Nan Ge saw the children, they all smiled and gave out red envelopes frequently.

"When I owed some money, I was very nervous to pay it back; When you owe a lot of money, you are not nervous. " Optimistic Nan Ge finds people to drink all day long, carefree, and he often talks about the truth, just like "all those who owe money are grandfathers, and all those who collect debts are grandsons".

"Xiaolan, the credit card will pay back the money soon. What should I do? Hurry and save my brother! " Brother Nan passively turned to Xiaolan for help in Nuo Nuo. Xiaolan frowned. She lent him money several times before, but never came back. This time, she decisively rejected Nan Ge.

"What, what? My credit card, my credit! " Xiaolan ignored Nan Ge, and he cut his own retreat. He mumbled in great disappointment and left dejectedly.

Facing the economic pressure, Nan Ge pretended to be cheerful and climbed up the wrinkles. He stayed up all night, worried about the repayment of his credit card tomorrow, and his life was fragile.

Soon, Nan Ge, who owed too much, received a notice from the court to seal up the property.

Finally, everything in the breeding base was auctioned and the house was auctioned. Nan Ge lost all his possessions, but he still couldn't pay off all his loans. All the money lent to him by his relatives and friends was wasted.

"Xiaolan, South elder brother and I divorced, and he let me down! Meowed ... "A few months later, Xiao Lan heard Si Nuo crying sadly.

Down and out, Nan Ge no longer runs the local chicken business and lives in a small and humble rental house. His simple clothes don't show that he used to be the boss of the company.

Life dreams in a drifting bottle, including love and money, are illusory dreams.