Witty and humorous copywriting

Humorous copywriting (selected 40 sentences) 1. There is always a kind of selfless person in the world. They would rather make themselves unhappy than make others unhappy. 2. Is the only reason to be single because you are ugly? No, not only am I ugly, I also always think others are ugly! 3. I am not a vain person. I hate villas, sports cars, brand-name bags, clothes and shoes. I only like money. 4. My friend, that’s not laziness, laziness can be overcome. You just have a weak brain (stupid) and cannot withstand high-intensity thinking for a long time, do things with too complicated logic, and process too much information. 5. I was defrauded of 1,300 yuan online. I went to the police, but the police said they would not file a case if the amount was less than 2,000 yuan, so I immediately transferred another 700 yuan to the scammer's account. 6. Among the two girls in the dormitory, whose feet are more smelly? One girl said, if I take off my shoes, all of you will have to run away. The other girl said, if I take off my shoes, none of you will be able to run away? 7 .Other people’s faces are determined by 70% of the time and 30% by dressing up. Your face is determined by 10% of the time and 90% by filters. 8. There are not many good-looking skins, and there are even fewer interesting souls. There are ugly, vicious and boring pig spirits crawling all over the floor. 9. I missed the bus at work, so I ran after the bus. A man riding an electric bike shouted next to the bus: Come on! ?A warm current suddenly surged in my heart, and just when I was about to sigh at the beauty of this world, the man shouted again: ?Master, come on, don't let this guy behind you catch up! ? 10. After Susu jumped off the Immortal Platform, the Tian Clan and the Yi Clan finally reconciled and founded Tianyi Mobile Phone together. Then His Highness the Third Prince and Siming Xingjun founded Samsung. Ye Hua and Su Su’s mobile phones were owned by Ye Hua. Created and named Huawei, the fox tribe was naturally charming and founded Meizu. Emperor Donghua founded iPhone9 because he loved Feng Jiu. 11. I am a teacher. I was very anxious about the students' scores in this exam. During class, I asked: Are you going to piss me off with your exam results like this? Several students quickly answered: It’s not the rhythm, it’s the prelude. 12. If it is stipulated that a person can only be nice to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. I have no regrets and will do it until death! But there are no regulations? Then forget it. 13. I am so beautiful. First of all, I have to thank my parents. If they hadn’t given me a pair of skillful hands, would I have been able to make myself so beautiful? 14. All men in the world are liars. Both beautiful and not beautiful women will be deceived. The difference is that the lucky woman found a big liar who deceived her for the rest of her life. The unfortunate woman found a little liar who deceived her for a while. 15. The time when I fell in love with my wife. The first time a new son-in-law came to the door. Her parents are very enthusiastic. They keep adding food and rice to me, but I can't refuse. So he ate desperately. I didn't stop until I felt like the food was in my throat. I almost vomited after eating out of her house. It was so uncomfortable. So I bought two more loaves and pressed them down. 16. The girl who slept with me in college got married. Her husband knocked on the door with a red envelope. After a final torture, he accepted the red envelope and opened the door. During the wedding banquet, another girl who was sleeping with me quietly asked me how much the red envelope given by the groom was, and I said 50. She said: It’s so sad. Why do I say thank you for participating? 17. In the end, I couldn't beat that BMW and could only watch it fly away in the sunset. It wasn't that my engine was bad, but that my car chain fell off. 18. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over and asked: What happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived. 19. When you see a cyclist pedaling hard in the cold wind on the bus, you can’t help but feel happy. When the cyclist sees you squeezed into a sardine can on the bus, you can’t help but feel happy. Until then, you will find that the shortcomings are found in others. Therefore, there is no harm without comparison! 20. We got lost halfway. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed the needles to the southeast, northwest and northwest. I said you are lagging behind. We have to take advanced measures and throw away our shoes. 21. Currently, there are roughly four ways for women in my country to succeed: First, learn English well and marry a foreigner. Second, learn English well, study abroad, and marry a foreigner. Third, learn English well, study abroad, return home after completing your studies, and marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English well, study abroad, return home after studying, work hard, and marry a foreigner. 22. I like to eat with knowledgeable people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, then, in the next two hours, all the food will be mine. 23. You have grown up, and there are some things you should know: the sky is used to make wind and rain; the earth is used to grow flowers and grass; I am used to prove how great human beings are; You use it to stew vermicelli.

24. Some people actually think that the new version of the RMB is ugly. No matter what he looks like, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is what is called true love. 25. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. There are barbecue and late-night snacks and desserts all over the street. No one can stop them. If you can't help but just go into a house, you will gain a few pounds. 26. The teacher said, students, don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. When I heard this, I thought, damn, other people’s wives, it’s exciting just thinking about it. 27. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed the trend and turned myself into a highly educated gangster. 28. I went to the mall today and saw a very handsome guy. He was so handsome that I couldn’t help but stare at him. He also looked at me. I shamelessly walked over and took a look. Damn it. It turned out to be a mirror. 29. I don’t care if you brush your teeth, but tell me where my facial cleanser is! 30. If you don’t experience the meltdown on Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon. 31. The enemy seems to have bad eyesight. He can't see such a big shield, but he wants to shoot an arrow at my knee! 32. I won’t bend down if money falls from the sky, because even pies won’t fall from the sky, let alone money. 33. I used to be a person who relied on my face to eat, but then I almost starved to death, so I still had to learn to use chopsticks. 34. In fact, I am mute. I usually talk to you just to cover up my shortcomings. 35. It is said that time is like pig feed, but it is of no use to you unless it is replaced by elephant feed. 36. The relationship between friends is like an electrocardiogram. Maybe one day you will only see a horizontal line when you open your circle of friends. 37. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind. 38. Don’t be hot and cold to me. I’m not in good health and I’m afraid of catching a cold. 39. Don’t eat what’s in the bowl and worry about what’s in the pot. Just pour what’s in the bowl into the pot, and then eat with the pot in hand, so you don’t have to worry. 40. If we get together in the future, we must have a clear division of labor in housework. You clean the house, and I will clean you.