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"Recently, almost every night a companion was eaten by a cat! Let's do something about that cat! " One morning, the mice discussed it like this. "Of course. I have a good idea! Let's hang the bell around the cat's neck. " "Yes! In this way, when the bell of Rinrin rings, you will know that it is a cat. " "What a great idea!" The mice were very happy and agreed. Now as long as you hang a bell around the cat's neck, you don't have to worry anymore. But who will bell this terrible cat? "oh! I am afraid, I don't want it! " "I can't either!" Finally, this good idea was not implemented.
Cows and frogs
Two little frogs are playing by the pool, and a big cow comes to drink water. Niu Yi accidentally trampled a little frog to death. The remaining little frog fled home and said to his mother, "Mom! Shit! My brother was trampled to death by a big animal with feet! " Mother frog has never seen a cow. "Very big, isn't it?" Mother frog bulged her belly for the children to see. "No, bigger!" "So, is that so?" Mother frog blew her belly even bigger. "Even bigger, even bigger!" Mother frog sucked the sucker with all her strength and blew her belly like a balloon. "oh! That's it? " Mother frog was talking when her stomach burst.
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