My college English teacher asked all the students in our class to perform programs in English, with 8 people as a group. I'm going to perform in our group soon, so I'm here

Use Chinglish and funny English, such as

Very interesting English translation

Many people talk about Chinglish, often with irony. Here are some classic Chinglish jokes collected by netizens. Of course, many of them are fabricated. How many have you heard of?

How are you? How old are you?

Why you? Why are you always there?

You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers! Let's go together

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together!

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes!

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes!

Chickens with no sexual experience.

You ask me, who do I ask? You ask me, who do I ask?

Be elated. Be elated.

The stable, tiger, tiger. So-so.

Study hard and make progress every day. study hard and make progress every day

No, three, no, four. dubious

Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing. Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing.

If you want money, I don't have it; If you want to live, I have one!

Do you want money? This is fatal.

Cousin sees younger sister.

The fire is a fire.

Until you die. How far is it? How far is it from death?

Who and who are the two of us? Who's with who?

A sea of people was crowded with people.

One speaks, one translates! ! Very interesting