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When we meet, we are usually shocked at first, then drunk, then gradually confused, and finally wake up.
1. Vulnerable people will talk about their misfortunes everywhere, while strong people will only become stronger quietly.
2. I often think of myself in the past and feel so ashamed that I can’t help myself, so by the way, I forgive many people. It seems that if you forgive them, you will also forgive your past self.
3. Fate is not accidental, it must be sincere; friends are not casual, it must be sincere; feelings are not child's play, it must be cherished; acquaintance is not new, it must be true and true; Understand, not casually, but loyal to loyal. True love is speechless, cherish it and be sincere.
4. You never understand that ten thousand beautiful futures are not worth a warm present.
5. Happiness is like drinking water. You know yourself whether you are warm or cold. There is no need to show it to friends. Real happiness is not in the eyes of others, but in your own heart.
6. Many times, no matter how much comfort and guidance from others, it is useless. The only one who can convince and encourage yourself is yourself.
7. Cats like to eat fish, but cats can’t swim. Fish like to eat earthworms, but fish can’t come ashore. God has given you many temptations, but it won’t let you get them easily. If you want to realize it, just You have to fight for yourself. Life is like a dandelion. It seems free, but often you can't help it. There are no ifs in life, only results. Just do your best and work hard, and everything will be fine.
8. If life cannot be wasted on the person I like, then I would rather waste it on myself.
9. The world is as small as the scenery of a street. When we met, you nodded, omitting all the past events and greetings. Maybe joy is just a process and everything is over.
10. When people meet each other, they are usually startled at first, then drunk, then gradually confused, and finally wake up.
11. Time is a master of healing trauma, but it is by no means a master of solving problems.
12. Even if I am wrong, I hope you can make me happy instead of blaming me. I just refuse to accept soft words. Even if the whole world betrays me, I only need one person to stand with me.
13. No matter how beautiful a person is, there is bitterness behind him; no matter how happy a person is, there is helplessness and difficulty in his heart.
14. Whose life is perfect, whose life is not miserable, and who can guarantee that he will always be proud of his life.
15. Life is a long journey. Life itself is a kind of endurance, enduring pain, enduring happiness, enduring dullness, enduring loneliness, enduring failure, bearing responsibility, bearing love, giving love... ...
16. Bowing your head does not mean admitting defeat, it means seeing the path you are taking. Looking up is not to be proud, but to see your own sky.
17. Even if there is no standard for happiness, it all depends on people’s mentality. If you think you are the most unlucky, that is when you only see the sun in other people’s sky during your own rainy season, but not yourself. There is a clear sky behind the rainy walk; if you think you are the luckiest, it is because the real misfortune has not yet had time to visit. Fortunately or unfortunately, you must keep a clear mind and don't get lost or lose your self-containment.
18. You must be strong even if no one feels sorry for you; you must fly even if no one applauds you; you must be fragrant even if no one appreciates you.
19. I think every step I take is a bumpy one, so people have to go through hardships, so don’t be afraid. I will stay with whomever I feel comfortable with, and I will not keep anyone who leaves me; to anyone I don’t like, I must say kindly: Goodbye, see you off soon.
20. In life, there is no template, only a lamp of heart. When you are bored, look for fun and don’t lose your happiness; when you are busy, take some time off and don’t lose your health; when you are tired, stop and don’t lose your happiness. People you meet by chance will eventually drift away
1. Only by enduring loneliness can you maintain prosperity. The road to success is full of hesitation, helplessness, sarcasm and even ridicule, but the process of passing through these dark years is precisely the key stage of self-precipitation. Just like the darkness before dawn, when it passes, the sky will light up.
2. Chinese culture is extensive and profound. In ancient times, there was "Six Books to Create Characters", and today there is Lao Ma's "Shuowen Jiezi". The word "dan" is half water and half fire, which means "hardness and softness combined". In life, there should be not only the "overcoming thorns and thorns" of "domineering and sideways", but also the "brave retreat from the rapids" of "keeping a low profile". When the moon is full, it is waning, and when it is waning, it is full. The realm of life is not just "advance", let alone "retreat".
3. Life is like a sine curve in a trigonometric function. It has uphill slopes and downhill slopes, peaks and troughs, and the cycle goes back and forth. So, if you fall, get up, wave your sleeves, and pat the dirt on your body. A successful person is one who gets up once more than he falls down. In the face of setbacks, if you just complain and get angry, you are destined to be a weak person forever.
4. When you were a child, you would count stars, pick up shells, fan piàn jì (an ancient toy for Northeastern children), roast sweet potatoes... it will make you linger and enjoy yourself. But people always have to grow up, just like riding on the high-speed train, no matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is only a fleeting glimpse. The retreating scenery and the people we meet will eventually drift away.
5. Youth is like a book that cannot be closed once it is opened, life is a road that cannot be turned back once it is started, and love is a "hydrangea" that cannot be taken back after being thrown out. Be kind to yourself, and your life will not last long; be kind to the people around you, and you may not be able to meet them in the next life.
6. Loneliness is not terrible. You must learn to be friends with time and remember the saying "Before no one loves you, you must live like a man or a woman."
7. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, and it is a blessing in disguise. Instead of being sad and crying, it's better to face it calmly; don't wait for people you shouldn't wait for, and don't hurt your heart that shouldn't be hurt. Loneliness does not necessarily mean that you are unhappy; gaining does not necessarily last long; losing does not necessarily mean that you no longer have it. The less you look at it, the less hurt you will get!
8. People who work in movies like to be called "blockbuster", people who work in education like to be called "masters", and people who work in catering like to be called "chefs". In 1919, Rutherford's experiment of bombarding nitrogen nuclei with alpha particles put the study of atomic structure on the right track in one fell swoop, and he was hailed as the father of atomic physics. In fact, great wisdom can be attached to small things. Small but refined, small and specialized is the way to go!
9. Don’t compete with three things in life: don’t compete with your superiors, don’t compete with your peers for favor, and don’t compete with your subordinates for credit. The three great pleasures in life: good wine, good friends, and a book by your pillow. There are three major regrets in life: not making good friends, not seizing good opportunities, and not learning from teachers. The three principles of life are: harmony is the most precious, kindness is the foundation, and sincerity is the priority.
10. The so-called thousand-mile horse is not necessarily the fastest, but it must be the one with the best endurance. You can complain, but you must be patient, accumulate strength, and wait for opportunities - only in this way will there be hope in life. Forty-eight sentences about drifting away amidst repeated disappointment
Sentences about drifting away amid repeated disappointment
1. You should also know that I He didn't speak either. When it comes to relationships, it's best to let things take their own course. Having a tacit understanding is very valuable, and it's a lot of trouble to always open your mouth. It's really powerless to realize that two people are drifting apart, but it seems like nothing can be changed. Fortunately, I have figured it out now: Whatever, we can go wherever we go. I also want to live freely.
2. What I call dreams is to dream at night and daydream.
3. Why don’t you want to choose kindness again? Because no one can recognize kindness, everyone thinks it is giving in.
4. Some people are getting farther and farther away, some people are getting closer and closer, some people should be open to others, and some people should be grateful.
5. Is it my fault or your fault, have you changed or have I changed? One day, the relationship of 18 years will go in opposite directions and drift away!
6. In the circle of life and all kinds of trivialities, some people are destined to drift away, and there is nothing to be sad about.
7. The farther distance in the world is not that you don’t know I love you when I stand in front of you, but that I love you to the point of obsession but cannot say I love you. The farther distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that I miss you so much that I can only bury it deep in my heart.
The greatest distance in the world is when two people love each other but cannot be together!
8. Why do some people drift away from each other? It’s because the balance of their emotional accounts cannot cover up the advantages and collisions of values. There's no need to store more. After all, feelings are a consumable.
9. Even if I walk among millions of people, I can still truly love people. The main reason why they don’t explain is that they don’t care about what the other person thinks. They are unimportant people. They have a little misunderstanding about unimportant things. What relationship. Whether you believe it or not, it has no impact on the life of the person concerned, so why bother explaining.
10. You once thought you had an unbreakable friendship, but after a quarrel, the two of you drifted apart. What was once an unbreakable friendship has become hissing and merciless ridicule over the years.
11. I can suffer very much, but I don’t want to suffer even half of it.
12. No words can replace my current mood. In short, it is my eternal wish that you be happy.
13. Many times, good friends gradually drift away. It's not because of anything else, just because the future you are heading for has different directions. It is the years that are changing and each other is growing. How should we deal with a friendship that is drifting apart? Don't keep it, don't forget it.
14. The gift you gave me is tears, can you please stop crying.
15. You no longer exist in my world, please don’t leave my memories.
16. Some things and people are drifting away but you don’t know it, so be it. A lazy and perfunctory attitude is the catalyst that accelerates the destruction of your existing life! Stop being a joke and relax!
17. If you are not sincere, please do not break into my dream. I am afraid that I will think that it is a gift from God to me. I will think that it is fate that brings us together in the gap of time. meet.
18. You are sleeping under a curtain, listening to my whisper, and the years are passing by in a hurry, singing and dancing all the way. I miss you so much, hanging on to your elegant and beautiful face, and hanging out with you on the boat; waiting quietly. Time has passed, and through the dust and smoke on the other side, it is still clear and beautiful.
19. Women think that men are all the same. They will never be passionate about feelings, let alone be persistent with women. In fact, this is not the man's fault. It's the woman who is too nostalgic. She always wants to treat the past relationship as interest, hoping to make a profit from it. If there is no interest, she will scold the man. In fact, when dealing with feelings, you should act when you need to act and let go when you need to.
20. You get married after a short time of knowing each other, and you get married without understanding the other person’s interests, hobbies, or even views, so there are no common topics after marriage. Therefore, when two people are together, they must ensure that they are 90% consistent, from their views to their hobbies, otherwise they will only drift apart.
21. The most cruel thing you said is that we should be friends, so that I can no longer hate you or love you from now on.
22. Some people are drifting away, some people have no trace when they look back, and some people can’t catch up no matter how hard they chase, the world is always fair, no matter what they do, It's rewarding, be kind to everyone, be kind to every relationship!
23. I don’t know what will happen in the future, but I know that today, I love you! It only took a second to fall in love with you, but it took my whole life to forget you.
24. There is always love in thousands of rivers and mountains. Can you love me for the rest of your life? We are destined to meet each other in the distance. Walking is so tiring! Sentences about drifting away amid repeated disappointments
25. Everyone wants to be loved, but they just don’t want to express it.
26. If you want to see if a person really likes you, observe whether he takes the initiative to find you. If I look for you every day and chat with you whether or not I have anything to say, even if it seems normal, I actually love you very much. If someone ignores you and waits for you to talk to him before replying a few words, then it is probably unnecessary. If someone doesn't talk to you for several days, it's the same as breaking up. Love is proactive, because being in love means being impatient.
27. A sense of gratitude, a sense of speed, life and heroism, self-sufficiency, happiness and contentment. When a person reaches middle age, he does not seek nobility but only health.
28. Some people think they will meet again one day, but inadvertently drift away; some things, after you accidentally know them, you realize that the things you care about are so ridiculous. .
29. Old age and fading love have made the distance between you and me gradually drift apart.
30. Listening to their bullshit romantic love stories, I just want to make money now.
31. Now you may just give a like in your circle of friends. It doesn’t mean that we are alienated and forgotten.
32. I once thought that we could talk to each other and have a lifelong relationship. Now, have we drifted apart? Can we still go back?
33. As time goes by, no matter how deep the relationship is, it will gradually fade away over time. Maybe this is the price of impulse. Whoever takes it seriously first will really lose. Okay, I give up. , just this once!
34. If there is no responsibility in love, love becomes selfish. If there is no restraint in love, it will be easy to indulge in love. If there is no equality in love, love becomes a kind of charity. If there is no respect in love, love becomes a kind of tyranny. If there is no joy in love, love cannot be true love. If love cannot be aboveboard, love is the embodiment of sin.
35. One flower and one world, one thought and one fate, I cherish it when I meet you. You are the charming woman I miss day and night. In the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, you have achieved the most beauty in my life. Your elegant three thousand Black hair has fulfilled my prosperous life.
36. Time is really a ruthless knife, blackening the fungus and softening the banana.
37. Dependent origination and destruction, the cycle begins again and again, back and forth. Everything in the world is momentary and false.
38. I can’t stop loving you, it’s heartbreaking and heartbreaking.
39. Emotional drama is too harsh, and I can’t perform that gorgeous drama.
40. I’m attracted to you, marry me!
41. There is a kind of tears that is hard to let go, there is a kind of gaze that cannot be forgotten, there is a kind of affection that is heartbreaking, there is a kind of concern that is called wandering under the moon, there is a kind of lovesickness that is called looking through the autumn water, there is a kind of love that is called me. Love you for a long time!
42. In fact, what is the use of me cherishing you again? Is it possible that I will be in vain if I hug you tightly this time? Still waiting for you to tell me not to use God wrongly, I have a premonition of everything.
43. There is no relationship that does not need to be maintained. If we don’t see each other for a long time, we will naturally drift away.
44. Does it have to be heart-breaking in order to remember the taste of love? Does it have to be deeply rooted in the bone marrow to be called love? If
45. I I never thought that our relationship would end so quickly
46. If marriage is the grave of love, then if there is no marriage, love will die without a burial place.
47. There are no ifs in life. Two people who are drifting apart do not need to say goodbye, nor do they need to send a blessing against their will.
48. Standing in a corner of the city, feeling those things that are gradually drifting away, when the vicissitudes of life have tired the original simplicity, and when the years have desolated the seemingly mature heart, can words still bear the weight of the heart? Many past experiences, missed moments, tears and laughter, what is left in the end? Forty beautiful sentences about people who are drunk and half drunk
Beautiful sentences about people who are drunk and half awake (Part 1)
1. Drinking wine makes one feel drunk Not drunk.
2. The streets are filled with fragrant dust, fallen flowers are falling, orioles are singing and swallows are dancing, making you slightly tipsy.
3. Drinking at the age of thirty becomes a close friend with wine. There is too much wine in your career to cope with, and it is difficult to drink to yourself and drink freely. There are more social activities, the work is done at the end of the wine glass, and the contract is obtained in one fell swoop.
4. I like this quiet, moonlit night. At this time, I already feel slightly tipsy.
5. Wine was created by Dukang, but good wine is still made with light. A gentleman knows etiquette when drinking, while a villain drinks and causes trouble. Breaking the plates and bowls, twisting one's own clothes. Go back and weep to God and curse ghosts. The house beats the wife and disturbs the neighbors, the mother is heartbroken for her son, and the ginger sugar herbal tea wakes her up.
6. Have ideas but no motivation: This kind of person has "ideal" but does not have the courage to pay for it. He complains all day long and says he has no chance to achieve his goal. To put it bluntly, this kind of person gives him Even if he has a chance, he may not be able to succeed. This is just an excuse for his inability.
7. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine.
8. I slept so well when I woke up. I haven’t had a drink in a long time, and I feel just right to be tipsy.
9. When I’m slightly drunk, I can’t hide many things on my mind and talk about them. The considerate, inconsiderate, agitated, and silent are all dissolved into the wine and drank away, leaving only the pleasure.
10. Breathe deep feelings and suffocate them, and lick shallow feelings.
11. I used to have trouble swallowing alcohol, but I don’t know when I suddenly fell in love with the feeling of being tipsy. My face turns red when I drink, and my brain stops thinking when I drink. It’s really refreshing.
12. Drink happily: Be happy: the mood is unrestrained and very happy. It is a metaphor for opening your mind and drinking wine to your heart’s content.
13. Taste the accumulation of aging and enjoy the sweetness of fine wine; its charm lies in its preciousness, and its elegance lies in its red color.
14. Returning from a small drink, the first watch has passed and I am drunk.
15. Listen to people singing softly and drink wine slowly and comfortably.
16. There is a way to read and drink, and everyone has his own preferences. Have a drink and enjoy yourself, the state of splashing ink is high. Get the best of both worlds and lead the way. Take a look at it, how carefree it is? Ha Jiuzai, the calligraphy and painting are wonderful!
17. Asking the sky with tears, who were you before we met? After meeting, who is you? God spreads dense confusion in the air. From this rainy season to the next, everything will be pure and turbid. For you, the weather will be cold, and the cold will end. The world will grow old, and the vicissitudes of the world will change. I will cry, it is so difficult to give up, and my heart will be empty. I want to I can't let it go; the day has dawned, and the light has brightened. The tears have dried up, and I feel hesitant on the pillow.
18. Drinking is our art, drinking is our knowledge. You can see a leopard when you see its spots, and through drinking, you can realize many feelings. Those who are good at drinking will learn to drink, and those who are not good at drinking will have no regrets. There will be other happiness in life.
19. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, and the friendship between villains is as sweet as wine. Red wine should be the most noble and sentimental wine. Time has faded away the original sweetness and revealed the original taste of the wine.
20. Wine is a very good thing. I didn’t like it before, and I still had a little problem with it. Now I find that it has its advantages. It relieves fatigue. When you are tired from work, you can come back and drink a few taels, and then lie down in a daze. Beautiful sentences about drunkenness, half drunk and half awake (Part 2)
21. Recalling the past, the beautiful mountains and rivers are no more beautiful than your drunken sleep.
22. The moon is full twice in a foreign country, and the wild geese are gone and the flowers are gone, how can they withstand the cold? The rustling mountain wind blows me awake from drunkenness, and I often lean on my pillow and have trouble sleeping at night!
23. I have met many people who are obviously attractive but not compatible.
24. In fact, I don’t really like drinking, I just like the feeling of being tipsy.
25. Wine tasting is a kind of enjoyment and edification, just like enjoying sunbathing with music.
26. The wine is very strong. Pick up the glass and drink away the sorrow of a foreign land in a strange city.
27. Ten things to keep in mind; embrace the world every day. Only complexity with simple thinking is the difference between humans and animals.
28. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I will not walk with three pounds and a half of wine.
29. When a person is tipsy, the words he writes will be particularly beautiful, and the words he reads will be particularly vivid.
30. If I didn’t drink, I should be a beauty, but now that I drink too much, I am a tipsy beauty.
31. On the afternoon of August, a gentle breeze blew by.
32. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.
33. Drinking wine at sixty, facing the moon, what will happen in life?
34. The good night is not short, and the lingering feeling is a little drunk; I can't understand the beauty of the meal, but the wine has already fascinated me.
35. When you want to buy something, the store often says that if you buy it sincerely, it will give you a discount. But if you really mean it, it’s not worth much.
36. Brew spring, summer, autumn and winter wine, and you will be drunk. Down with people from the east, west, north and south!
37. I am slightly tipsy after drinking, the west wind fills the courtyard, my heart is thinking, my thoughts are gurgling, I step on the moon and dust, lingering in an estranged love.
38. Drink and talk happily: Joy: Emotions are not bound and are very enjoyable. It describes opening your mind and drinking freely.
39. Two people who cultivate their own land on thin land still have to fight hard to get through, hoping that God will rain more and that autumn will bring harvest to their homes.
40. This table is a little drunk, that table is half drunk, the cups and plates are messy, and the words are noisy.
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