Ask a few cold jokes that can ease the atmosphere.

1 A banana gentleman and his girlfriend went shopping.

Mr banana suddenly felt very hot, so he took off his clothes.

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Why does pangolin dig every day? …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly, "... I suddenly want to play football."

An Asian doctor came to work in a tribe in Africa. One day, the local chief angrily found him and said, "Why did one of my wives give birth to a yellow-skinned child!" " "The doctor was in a panic, thought for a moment and said," Did you see that sheep outside? All the other sheep are white, but it is black. . . "

The chief pointed a gun at the doctor and said, "As long as you don't say anything, you and my wife can forget it."

five

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Look at the fifth egg. That's disgusting. It is covered with hair.

The second said to the third: one. . . . Look, the fifth egg is disgusting. It is covered with hair.

The third said to the fourth: The fifth egg is disgusting and covered with hair. . .

As a result, the fifth one heard it and shouted, get out! Laozi is kiwi fruit ~

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

Look at how much I wrote. Pick me. . . . . .