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There are three little pigs, one is called who, the other is called so, and the other is called what. A wolf wants to eat them. If anyone has read this story, please send me the full text! Thanks!
Three little pigs and one wolf
Three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", pig C's name is " What". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the door, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf discovered them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed in front of Pig A...
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Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: Yes!
Wolf: What?
Pig A: What’s on the roof.
Wolf: I asked you what your name is?
Pig A: Who am I calling, what is on the roof.
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig B: Who am I not, who is it (pointing to Pig A)
Wolf: Do you know it?
Pig B: Yes.
Wolf: Who is it?
Pig B: Yes.
Wolf: What?
Pig B: What’s on the roof.
Wolf: Where?
Pig B: Where is I?
Wolf: Who?
Pig B: Who is it (pointing to Pig A again)
Wolf: How do I know.
Pig B: "Who" are you looking for?
Wolf: What?
Pig B: It's on the roof.
Wolf: Where?
Pig B: It’s me.
Wolf: Who?
Pig B: Who am I not, who is it.
Wolf: Oh my God!
Pig A and Pig B: "Oh my god" is our father.
Wolf: What, is it your father?
Pig B: No!
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why?"
Pigs A, B, C: Do you know our grandfather?
Wolf: What?
Pig A: No, why is it our grandfather.
Wolf: Why?
Pig A: Yes!
Wolf: What is it?
Pig A: No, it’s "why".
Wolf: Who?
Pig A: Who am I.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: Yes, who am I?
Wolf: What?
Pig A, B: It’s on the roof.
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Finally, the wolf committed suicide....
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