What are the golden sentences in the nonsense link of "Seven Parnassus on Miracle"?

Bar essence refers to the mysterious group who is addicted to wrangling, and is a "genius" who only finds fault with others. Offending people is a daily social activity, and wrangling is a lifelong learning. Recently, a special issue of Qipa Shuo was published, which is really practical! Is what you said nonsense link, we are more impressed:

When people say you are blx, you say: What's wrong with you? You are too blx. Lu Cheng quickly replied, I just want to break my heart into glass and stab you to death.

The boss said, "You should make the company your home". Chen Ming first replied: I should regard the company as my home, and I can spend the money at home if I want.

I am a outspoken person, so don't get angry. Mao Dong answered first: You just say it, and I'll clap hard. This outspoken person is a bit like saying: I don't know if I should say something properly. It means that only I am allowed to talk, and you are not allowed to have emotions. I won't be angry if you speak straight and allow you to be tongue-tied. That's interesting.

The older generation said that "young people should not care about the gains and losses in the workplace." Wang Leyan answered first: Don't care about gains and losses in the workplace, don't care about getting rid of fire = hiding the field? Do you care about the proficiency in the exam?

The lesson of the older generation: "You are still young, then you will understand". Silas answered first: When? I think you are very old, as if you don't know anything.

When my parents said, "You can't do what others do," Sheila replied, "Because others are others, I am me, and others can do it, why do you need me to do it?

About wine table culture: "If you don't drink, you look down on me." Teacher Liu replied: nonsense, I look down on you when I drink, and I can't see you when I drink too much.

When someone inexplicably urges you to have a baby. Tutor demonstration: There are people like you in the world, why should I have children?

About returning to the internet, I said, Am I the only one who doesn't find it funny? Teacher Jiang: Yes, you are alone. Are you sad now?

When my boyfriend says: If you think so, I can't help it. Sheila: Then do something. What is the brain for?

When my boyfriend suddenly has a "sister". "She's just my sister. You think too much." Blackie: Don't you dare talk to me like that. I don't necessarily think too much, but you must think.