My new deskmate's humorous composition (grade one) is 300 words.

There is a "master of humor" in my class. As long as I talk to him, my stomach will laugh and hurt. He is my deskmate-Kong.

I. Being late

I remember that once it rained heavily, many students were late in the morning, and he was no exception. He hurried into the classroom and quietly came to my side, shouting "report!" " "Scared me to death. I saw him standing upright and giving a military salute. I looked at him and said, "Come in." He just sat down. Before he could open the textbook, he spoke again: "We were accidentally attacked by the flood this morning, which caused serious consequences-being late!" " "Hearing this, I said, hey, that's funny! He compared the heavy rain with the flood.

2. When arguing

Another time, we had an argument over a trivial matter. To outdo each other, we quarreled. Just when I was angry and wanted to raise my hand, he rolled his eyes and said, "You don't want to be a hypocrite!" " Hearing this, my anger suddenly vanished and I had to put down my arm. But who knows that he added: "If you know your mistake, you will change it. This is a big deal! " I was in distress situation, so I had to "resurrect" with him.

When you get the newspaper.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the Chinese exam. That afternoon, after the teacher corrected the paper. I made an exception by not letting him go with me. It's a little cloudy. I walked home in frustration with a test paper with only 83 points. But I don't know when, he rushed to my side, blinked and said, "Hey, friend, how many points did you get in the exam?" I ignored him and left with my head down. He didn't ask again, but threw a comforting word: "well, winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists." A little twists and turns, good thing! " I went on my way, shook my head and said, "I can't." He smiled and shook his head: "no, no, really, I have no confidence at all." Ever heard of it? Failure is the mother of success. Work hard and you will be fine next time! " With that, I patted my shoulder with my hand. As soon as I heard this, I smiled with a snort, which increased my confidence and said, "Well, next time, let's have a competition. I must be better than you! ""He smiled heartily: "It's a deal." We are holding hands together, and my heart is much more relaxed.

This is my deskmate. Do you think he is interesting?