Classic joke sentences

Nowadays, people are all talking on the surface, but in fact they are all playing with their brains. The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

1. I want to be as strong as a cactus. I must learn to stab bad people.

2. I just want to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, and you can continue to be vague.

Sorry, I can't forget you. Maybe you hurt me deeply. Maybe I love you, even myself? Remember, I love you.

Thanks to all the people who have accompanied me to the present, especially those who intend to accompany me.

You see, so many people, such a big world, I met you, you met me, how nice.

7. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

8. The so-called good student just did something bad and was not found by the teacher.

9. Barbers will never understand the concept of cutting it short.

10. If I don't beat you, I will turn against you.

1 1. I really love you, and it is also a big adventure.

12. Sitting in front of the computer all night, staring blankly in a waiting posture.

13. No one will accompany you all your life, you have to adapt to loneliness; No one will help you all your life, so you have to keep fighting.

14. Tell you a ghost story. School is about to start, and hard work is coming.

15. You will gradually find that those friends who say they want to accompany you to your old age are all dogs.

16. Sometimes I don't know what I'm insisting on, but I know I've been trying to embarrass myself.

17. boring. The highest level, open the computer, open the phone, watch TV.

18. More often, there are no watermelons, no beer and no relatives around us.

19. I always thought I was not sorry for anyone, but now I know that I am most sorry for myself.

20. Until now, all I can afford is chopsticks.

2 1. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

22. At one time, I always admired that my deskmate had the best deskmate in the world.

23. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

24. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers on the wall for you.

25. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

26. It is said that the weight is only 100, and it is either flat-chested or short.

27. Your IQ balance is insufficient, please recharge it.

28. Nowadays, people are talking with each other on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

29. By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age.

30. How people die is boredom.

3 1. I don't usually walk, and the road I usually take is not an ordinary road!

32. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

33. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.

34. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

35. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when someone wakes up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and even the alarm clock hurts.

36. Don't read the information! Then what are you looking at? See how it works!

37. Who will talk to Lao Tzu again? The end of the world? I will not hesitate to call 1 10 for this topic.

38. People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

39. Failure is not terrible. The terrible thing is that you still believe this sentence.

40. Actually, I chewed the moon?

4 1. There are six eggs in the world, the chicken lays eggs, the duck lays eggs, the bomb explodes, the idiot is watching, the idiot is angry, and the idiot does not forward it.

42. When I get rich, I'll buy two lollipops, one for you and the other for you.

43. Don't tell me to grow old together. I want to have black hair all my life.

44. What should I do if I suddenly have the urge to study? A: Don't panic. Drink some water and lie down for a while.

45. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat a few more when I am full.

46. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

47. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

49. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

50. Yes, you are the first step of genius!

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