Jokes suitable for children

Jokes suitable for children are as follows:

1, Child: Mom, when is my birthday? Mom: June 15th. Child: What about you? Mom: June tenth. Child: You only gave birth to me for five days?

2. Son: "Dad, you have a bad memory." Father: "What's the matter?" Son: "Grandma said you married your daughter-in-law and forgot your mother."

3. On a summer night with thunder and lightning and heavy rain, a young mother let her little boy go to bed. Just as she was about to turn off the light, the child asked in a trembling voice, "Mom, can you sleep here with me tonight?" The mother smiled and hugged her son, comforted him for a while, and replied, "No, dear, mom is going to sleep in dad's room." The child fell silent. After a while, he whispered, "that bold child."

My son is a martial arts lover. One day, father and son went to the park to play. The son was interested in a palmlike plant covered with thorns and asked his father what kind of plant it was. Father said it was cactus. The son walked around the cactus for a long time and then asked, "Which Sect does the cactus belong to?"

One day, I joked with my husband and said, "You are really abnormal." . After a while, it's almost time to eat. I asked my daughter, "Why hasn't your father come out yet?" The daughter said, "Dad is changing, and it's not over yet."

6. A famous doctor has a little daughter. When people ask who she is, she always says that she is "Dr. Ma's daughter." Mother corrected it on the grounds that she was too snobbish. She said to her daughter, "From now on, say you are Ma Xiaomei." A few days later, a colleague of the doctor saw her. "Aren't you Dr. Ma's little daughter?" The little girl said, "I always thought it was, but my mother said it was not."

7. The two-year-old daughter learned to read, and her mother pointed to the wood of the tree and asked, "Do you remember this word?" The daughter shook her head. "Think again." Mother took a small wooden bench and asked, "What do you think this small bench is made of?" The daughter shouted, "Sit on your ass."

8. The teacher said, "One is long and one is short, one is fast and the other is slow. Short people are naturally lazy and long people are busy. Guess what this is? " Tom said, "Mom and Dad."

9. The teacher asked the students, "If your father promised to pay back two dinars a month, how much would he pay back a year?" The student said, "Four dinars at most." The teacher said, "You know nothing about mathematics." The student said, "You know nothing about my father."

10, the teacher said: "Usually the exam is a snack, and it is not greasy after eating it; The big exam is a dinner, which is quantified regularly; The entrance examination is a feast, and once is enough. Why don't you study hard? " The student said, "report to the teacher, we are losing weight!" " "

1 1. The teacher asked two students, "Did you do good things every day today?" The two students replied in unison: "Yes!" The teacher asked, "What did you do?" Student: "We helped an old lady cross the street." Teacher: "Well, it's fine, but why do you need two people to help an old lady cross the street?" Student: "Because the old lady doesn't want to cross the road."

12, teacher: "Is there anything worse than biting an apple and finding bugs in it?" Student: "Yes, there are only half of the bugs left."

13, "Son, go to the butcher shop to see if there are any trotters." "how about it? Isn't it wow? " "I don't know, I've been waiting for a long time, but he just won't take off his shoes."

14, a friend's children went to primary school, and the teacher asked them to draw. The first three pictures show that the pig got lost. Mother pig looked for the pig and found it later, so we drew the fourth picture. According to our idea, children must draw a picture of mother pig and pig living happily together. As everyone knows, the children drew a bonfire with two roast pigs on it.

15, Wankago: "Oh, whose pigs are these?" Come to our garden? "Wan Sage:" I don't know whose big pig is, but whose little pig is. ""Come on, whose pig is this? " "Piglets belong to big pigs? "