English jokes in the sixth grade of primary school

Mother asked Tommy to go to the shop across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good box of matches?"

"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."

A box of small matches

Mother asked Tommy to buy a good box of matches in the shop across the street. When Tommy came back, his mother asked him, "Did you buy a good match?"

"Yes, Mom." Tommy replied, "I've tried everything."

Father: Uh, oh, I think I just turned right illegally.

Susie: Never mind, Dad, the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

drive

Father: Oh, dear, I just turned right illegally.

Susie: That's all right, Dad. The policeman behind you turned like this.

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

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1. Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word egg?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: Where are the eggs?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

Where are the eggs?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a cake yesterday.

Teacher: So where are the eggs?

Student: It's in the cake, sir.

2. Logical reasoning

A fourth-grade teacher is giving her students a logic lesson.

Here's the thing, she said. A man was standing on a boat in the middle of the river fishing. He lost his balance, fell into the water and started splashing and shouting.

G for help. His wife heard the commotion and knew that he couldn't swim, so she ran to the shore. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

A girl raised her hand and asked, "Take out all his savings?"

logical inference

The fourth grade teacher is giving a logic lesson to the students. She gave an example: there was a case where a man was fishing on a boat in the middle of the river and suddenly lost his center of gravity and fell into the water. So he began to struggle and shouted for help. His wife heard his cry and knew that he couldn't swim, so she hurried to the river. Who can tell me why? A girl raised her hand and answered, should I go to withdraw his deposit?

3. roses for my wife

On my way home one night, I found some newly cut roses outside a flower shop. After selecting a dozen, I walked into the shop and a young salesgirl greeted me.

Are these for your wife, sir? She asked.

Yes, I said.

For her birthday? She asked.

No, I answered.

For your anniversary?

No, I said it again.

When I pocketed my change and walked to the door, the young woman shouted, "I hope she can forgive you."

Roses for my wife

On my way home one night, I saw some newly cut roses outside a flower shop. I picked out a dozen and went into the shop. A young salesgirl greeted me.

Are these for your wife, sir? She asked.

Yes, I said.

Her birthday? She asked.

No, I answered.

Your wedding anniversary?

No, I answered again

When I put my change in my pocket and walked to the door, the young woman shouted to me, I hope she can forgive you.

A group of tourists are being shown around the madhouse. They met a man in the yard. He had wild eyes and unkempt hair. He worked feverishly to catch flies and put them in his pocket.

His condition is very bad, the waiter said. When he was on the battlefield, his wife abandoned his home and ran away with another man.

A tourist said, it's terrible.

After a while, they came to a padded cell and could hear the roar of a beast inside.

That's another man, said the waiter.

Two men

A group of tourists were shown around the madhouse. In the yard, they met a man with crazy eyes and unkempt hair. He was frantically trying to catch flies and put them in his pocket.

His illness is terrible, said his companion. When he was a soldier, his wife left his home and ran away with another man.

It's terrible, said a tourist.

Soon, they came to a padded hut and heard the roar of wild animals inside.

"This is another man," said the supercargo.

5. An ugly woman

Mike: At the party, my aunt felt very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask.

Mary: Why?

Mike: She didn't wear it.

Ugly woman

Mike: At a dance, my aunt was very embarrassed when people asked her to take off her mask.

Mary: Why?

Mike: She's not wearing a mask at all.