Jokes about sharing

It's fucking cold this morning. My sister and I went to the ATM to withdraw money. We are going shopping in Tomb-Sweeping Day. When I arrived at the cash withdrawal office, I happened to meet an armored car to add money. In desperation, the two of them had to stand by and wait hard, when my sister said to me, did you freeze your hand? My cold answer: frozen hands! As a result, Nima's four shots were aimed at us instantly ... Then we were inexplicably taken to the police car, and we remained silent all the way until I couldn't help asking my sister: Why didn't you talk? Mama of, as a result, eight guns were pointed at us in an instant ... When we arrived at the police station, the police asked my sister, what's your name? Sister A: Jiang. The policeman turned slightly green and asked, What's your name? Sister A: Jiang. The policeman turned green and shouted at me, What's your name? Me: (Silence is right. ) The note yelled at me again: What's your name? I replied shyly: Jiang Guoyu, the police pulled out their guns on the spot and pointed them at us ... shouting to write your names. My sister and I were scared when we saw the gun, and we all wrote our names with trepidation. The police saw the names written by my sister and me and vomited blood on the spot …