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Ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings, couplets or jokes with homophonic characteristics

Three jokes and couplets

1, Cheng, known as a child prodigy, wanted to recruit a son-in-law, pointed to the fruit on the table and said: lotus root (even) is due to lotus (what), and said in pairs: apricot (auspicious) does not need plum (medium). Li Xian was overjoyed, but he gave his daughter a match.

2. Yang Shen, named Sheng 'an, was born in the first year of Hongzhi in Ming Dynasty. According to legend, when he was five or six years old, he swam in a pond near Gui Hu. The magistrate passed by and didn't get up to avoid it. The magistrate ordered someone to hang his clothes on an old tree and told Yang Shen, "The magistrate has made a pair. If you can answer correctly, you will be spared the crime of disrespect! " The county magistrate just finished reading the first couplet: a thousand-year-old tree is a hanger. Yang Shen goes out: The Yangtze River is a bathtub. The magistrate was amazed and praised Yang Shen as a child prodigy.

3. When Shen Yifu was eight years old, his teacher called the cloud: the green water was leisurely, and his face was wrinkled by the wind. Shen Dui said that the green hills are not old, and the head is white snow. Teachers love their cleverness and praise them.