Jokes about teasing boyfriends.

1, I came all the way to see you just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear! 2. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes and girls for half an hour. Then the question is, how long will it take for men and women to wash together? The three strongest heartbeats in my first half of life occurred when I was stopped by the teacher in class, walked down the stairs and smiled at me. I loved you very much yesterday, but suddenly I don't want to love you today. Do you know why? Because I still love you when I wake up tomorrow. Hey, I dreamed of you last night! Do you think I miss you or miss you? 6. There may be no reason to love you, although there may be reasons, such as you are smart, you are pure, you are cute, you are a good person and so on. But the main reason is probably that you are completely to my taste. So you still know I'm selfish, so don't thank me. How many fingers are there in your left hand? How many eyes do you have? How many mouths do you have? I love you too. 8. Do you know what your greatest strength is? To sum up, it is five words! Will pick a girlfriend. 9. Every minute I like you is too short. I will never be separated from you in my life unless I am a loess skeleton. 10, I must live one minute longer than you, so that when you leave, let me hold your hand tightly, just like when we sleep on weekdays. 1 1, rice in the pot, people in bed. You are free ~ 12, "I dare not gain weight." "Why?" "I'm afraid you can't let me go." 13, my head hurts and I feel like taking medicine. ""where is the medicine? I'll get it! Kiss your boyfriend's mouth: "This is medicine, but it is sweet"! 14, it's a long night, I don't want to sleep, let's talk! 15, the deep sea will not be heated by a cup of boiling water. I don't like you because of the heat. Maybe you are not the best, but you are what I want most. 16 whenever I think of you all night, warmth always comes into my eyes. I'm afraid I'll never see you again. The rest of my life is too long. You are unforgettable. 17, whether you are by my side or on the horizon, the thought of you in the corner of the world makes me feel that the whole world has become gentle and stable. 18, if I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever! 19. There is only one place in the world that I can call home, and that is where you are. 20. Without me before you, I was happy with it, and after I met you, for you. 2 1. Since you became my sweetheart, you can't bear to look good, only you like it year after year. 22. I am in good health. I can carry a rice bag and a gas tank, but I just can't help thinking about you. 23. Every day, I miss you only once. From opening my eyes to closing my eyes and falling asleep, I didn't break for a minute. Even in my dreams, I am your shadow. 24. Before falling in love with you, I want to wander the rivers and lakes alone and see this colorful world. After falling in love with you, I feel that rivers and lakes are too far away. I'm not going. I just want to be with you. 25. You are a book that you will never get tired of reading. I am willing to read it carefully. Every word is precious, and every sentence enters my heart. 26. I hope the life with you in the future will be gentle and interesting, not too intense. There is no need to worry about three meals and four seasons. After all, I have a lifetime to waste with you. 27. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you! 28. I spy on you behind the clouds and miss you at every star in the middle of the night. It may be a little deliberate for me to pretend not to care, but don't expose it, or it's up to you. 29. I especially like you. Especially how special it is, how much you like it, probably higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea, as brilliant as the sun and the moon, and growing like time. 30. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world. My cat and I miss you very much, but I don't have a cat or you. 32. The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you. My greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life. Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence. I never seemed to know what love was until I met you. Even if the whole world speaks ill of you, I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life. The joke about her boyfriend is 2 1. I want to be with you for a long time. Mm-hmm. I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me. 3. What kinds of flowers are there? Come and plant strawberries with me. I really want to fight with you, from the head of the bed to the end of the bed. 5. I want to drill wood for fire in you and light up this life. 6. I am a very practical person, and I believe that love will grow with time. 7. I just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day. 8, husband, I am sick, give me an injection! 9, with Lao zi, I let you sleep loudly. 10, brother, ride a bike, I wore a ponytail today. 1 1, blow a breath in his ear and say that people really want it. Can we be romantic? You swing slowly, I'll take my time. 13, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost. 14, don't think that I like you, but I still spoil you, feed you and sleep with you. 15, the most beautiful picture I have ever seen is that you and I are sweating like rain. 16. Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate. 17, you are my exclusive VIP channel, and only I can enter. 18, I am shameless? Well, why do I need a face? You've had enough! 19, I have been rebellious, but I am upset about you in bed. 20. It takes three minutes to make instant noodles. I only need one word to make instant noodles. Are you there? 2 1, I hope to be young all my life when I make love, and I hope to get old instantly when I hug. 22, in fact, I have been behind you, just a turn back. 23. I don't have any advantages, but I am more considerate. 24, getting drunk is a very erotic thing, because your mind is full of ideas. 25. childhood withers, and bamboo horses grow old. From then on, everyone I fell in love with was like you. 26. When we sing together, I will definitely leave the climax for you. 27. Question: What is a man's tongue for? Answer: Funny. 28. I said there was nothing delicious in our school. Let's go out for dinner. He said he would eat you. 29. You're just having fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you. 30. If I were the sea, you would be the coast. I want to shoot all the waves at you. Broke the boyfriend's paragraph 3 1. Warm-hearted jokes of routine boyfriends 1. It is said that women are idle, but I don't think I am like you. 2. Sister, do me a favor. What are you doing? My parents want a wife! 3. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings? 4. Will you like me? " "No" "Then I'll teach you. "5. You are good at holding dolls. Yes, then why do you hold my heart tightly? 6. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you? 7. Why did you hurt me? I made you like you so much. 8.where are you now? You are in my mind now. 9. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one? 10, do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees and you live in my heart 1 1. Do you know what I like to eat? I like watching you in a daze 12. Do you know what my biggest weakness is? I didn't know I missed you 13. Please pay attention to your words. Why is it because I will kiss it at any time? "I have a life suggestion that is beneficial to you. "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life." 15, "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble." 16, "Why can a compass draw a circle", "Because its heart has not changed" 17, "What have you been doing recently?" "Eat all the time." "I have been eating so thin." I'll wait for you,,,, "18, seafood or barbecue first, first consider you 19, can you help me wash things later?" "Sure, what to wash?" "Like me. I don't know what to drink in winter. I don't know how to take care of you. 2. Do you know what I like to eat? Do you know what my biggest weakness is? Please pay attention to your words. Why is it because I will kiss it at any time? 4. Do you have a girlfriend? No, well, now you have it. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend? 6. I'm really sorry if it's your turn. I did it on purpose. 7. Q: Do you feel heavy behind my back? Yes, the whole world is on me. 8. I think you are a little strange and cute today. 9. Can I ask you for something? What do I want? 10. I want to be the right person? Your people 1 1. " I still like you very much "and" I hit you as unreasonable as your mother "12. "Where is selfishness? ""I only like you and don't give other girls any chance. 13, "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~! 14, "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for a lifetime!" "What life advice?" "Accompany me for a lifetime. 15, "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like looking for trouble. "16," Why can a compass draw a circle ","Because its heart has not changed "17," What have you been doing recently? " "Eat all the time." "I have been eating so thin. "I'll wait for you,,," 18, seafood or barbecue first, first consider you 19, can you help me wash things later? " "Sure, what to wash?" "Like me. 20, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to protect you.