What can I write in the third grade English handwritten newspaper?

1, English humorous story: I received graduatedegere many years later, and I took Totatteu Neuniversity of NyewYork Kat Binghamton as an academician. One day, some people complained about the elevator, others complained about the low efficiency. I said that 20 years after I got my graduate degree, I returned to new york State University in Binghamton as a teacher. One day, the elevator was very crowded, and some people complained that the elevator was too inefficient. I said that the elevator hasn't been changed for 20 years since I went to school there. When the door finally opened, Ifeltacompassionatepatonmyback and turnedtoseanelderlynunnimingtime. Honey, finally, when the elevator door opened, I felt someone pat me on the back sympathetically. Looking back, I saw an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get your degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."

2. English joke: Teacher: Tom, why are you afraid of being a girl student? Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: It's always around the corner, for example, after school. Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a road sign: School-Go slow.