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Zhuge Liang never asked Liu Bei why we have so few arrows; Guan Yu never asked Liu Bei why we have so few soldiers; Zhang Fei never asked
Zhuge Liang never asked Liu Bei whether it was because Zhuge was so wise that he was close to a demon (Yu Ji, Zuo Ci and others were really intimidated by Luo Guanzhong’s praise. It was unclear who he was throwing it to)
>Guan Yu never asked Liu Bei because he was self-willed. Later generations of kings praised him as a martial saint just to show their ministers (do you know if Guan Yu left Cao Cao just because Cao Cao robbed the woman he liked)
Zhang Fei never asked Liu Bei because Zhang Fei is a handsome guy who is capable of both literary and martial arts (I will tell you that only Luo Guanzhong’s Zhang Fei is Li Kui)
You said they were the founding heroes of the country? General, I would like to ask which one they occupy, the imperial capital Luoyang and the accompanying capital Chang'an? There is an essential difference between a kingdom and an empire
Zhao Zilong only has 20 soldiers. This is because he is Liu Bei's bodyguard. You said he captured ten cities. Then why did Liu Bei send troops to fight with Wei Yanbi? Zhao Zilong has 20,000 more soldiers and 3,000 horses. How do you know that the soldiers went for Zhao Zilong's name instead of Liu Bei's?
So who are you? There is no road in the world. If people walk too much, it will become a road. Could it be that if you read too many novels, the novels will become official history?
No one is perfect. Is it wrong to envy, envy, and hate? If you are wrong, you are just trapping yourself
When people eat grains, they should have five flavors. If your life lacks the five flavors, it is just a blank piece of paper
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