Insecticidal joke

Some changes are interesting. Although it is a spoof, we should still respect the poet's poems. Just smile, don't say it often, let the whole world know.

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A gift for Wang Lun, the troubles of spring, looking at Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant and thinking of a quiet night.

Li Bai didn't take a boat. This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, and the purple smoke from the sunshine incense burner was so bright at the foot of my bed.

The boatman kicked him off the boat. Mosquitoes bite everywhere. Look at the Beijing Roast Duck Restaurant. Li Bai opened the window.

Peach Blossom Pond is deep, thousands of feet, but now I still remember that night, when the storm streamed down the thousands of feet and met with X-rays.

See if you die today. It's really annoying Touch your pocket. No money. Your teeth are missing!

Compassion for farmers, spring bath, looking at Lushan rags, thinking about quiet night.

Weeding in the afternoon, when I don't take a shower in spring, the incense burner in sunshine emits purple smoke, which shines brightly at the foot of my bed.

Landmines buried the soil, and mosquitoes everywhere bit the incense of Li Bai who came to the morgue to sleep.

Someone came to steal vegetables, spray pesticides, and dreamed of Niu Wangmo with his head on the ground.

Blow it to 250! I wonder how many people died. Go west and pee your pants with a smile.

Show Persuasion, Plum Blossom and Look at the Toilet in front in Baidicheng in advance.

In the dormitory, I like three bowls of rice and five chickens. In the corner, yellow smoke rises from the smelly stove with a few plums in the sun.

When netizens meet, it happens to be when men are eating. Who is the female (or male) friend? Look at the toilet in front.

You are so sad that you can't stop crying, and you don't know how to fight for food. If you don't say it's three bubbles of shit.

Only when you are close to death and starve to death will you regret eating, that is, your deskmate touched his pocket and didn't bring any paper.

Kao Ge and Unknown Poem were presented by Zhang, a member of the Ministry of Water Resources, in early spring.

Classes are precious and look like melons from a distance. It's drizzling and autumn is crisp.

The homework is expensive, which looks like a scar at close range.

If there is no exam, it turns out that a flower is the saddest thing in a year.

You can throw both! Oh, my mother, online M M used to be a pig.

The moon cake landlord of the Mid-Autumn Festival poet, you see, the famous sentence has completely changed ~>_<& gt_<

Li Baijia's Moon Cake: Du Fu's Moon Cake: Liu Zongyuan's Moon Cake:

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, and the breeze is rippling on the grass shore, so I have no right to fly.

There are unpackaged cakes. There are many presents this year. People without money will disappear.

Looking up, I found it was moonlight. What is there to show off? When the cake failed, Li Weng,

Lower your head and smell the cake. Moon cakes are the best! Spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone.

Su Shi's moon cakes: Xu Zhimo's moon cakes;

When is the bright moon, I close it quietly,

Raise a cake and ask for heaven. Just as you posted it quietly,

I don't know about the palace in the sky, so I waved my sleeves,

How much is the moon cake? Will it be delivered next year?

The spoof "Humble Room Inscription ●●●●●●●●●●● ● ● ● ● ● ●

Look at the text learned in the first grade of the original text first.

Liu Yuxi's Humble Room Inscription

The mountain is not high, and the fairy is famous. The water is not deep, and the dragon is the spirit. I am a humble room, but I am virtuous. The moss on the stage is green, and the curtain grass is green. There is no Ding Bai who laughs and has a university. You can tune the pipa and read Jin Dian. There is no confusion, and there is no complicated form. Zhuge Lu in Nanyang and Ting Yun Pavilion in West Shu. Kong Ziyun: "What's the matter?"

Students spoof "humble room"

If the score is not high, it is good to pass. Learning is not deep, but copying the spirit. Alice is the classroom, only my mood. There are outstanding people before, and there are struggling soldiers behind. There is harmony between laughter and conversation, and there is no quarrel between us. We can move forward together and compare our achievements. No rudeness, no troublemakers. You and I forge ahead together, and you and I are not behind. Miss Yun: Can you be the first?

Chef spoofs "humble room"

The food is not fragrant, as long as it can be eaten. Vegetables are not bright, but the pigments are clever. Si is the kitchen, but I am the best. Edible oil seasoning, Sudan red pig heart. The boss behind him is very good, and his salary has been rising. You can buy a good car and live in a mansion. No report, no seal. Sanlu brand milk powder, Shanghai lean meat powder. This person cloud: non-toxic and harmless.

Spoofing famous sentences

Asking how much sadness you can have is like a pot of spirit Erguotou. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a river flowing eastward. }}

Stabbed me with his knife, and my blood splashed Xuanyuan. I want to thank Han Xing, but I recommend Xuanyuan with my blood.

Since ancient times, no one has died, and whoever dies early will have to die late. Since ancient times, no one has died in life, so let's take the heart of Dan to shine on history.

I hate books less, and I don't have enough money to spend by the end of the month. When the book is used, I hate it less. It's not difficult. Let's talk about it later.

On the side of the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by and played many tricks proudly. By the sinking ship, Qian Fan passed by, in front of the sick tree, Wan Muchun.

I can't bend over for five measures of rice, just give me six measures. Five buckets of rice can't bend the waist, and boxing is a matter for the villagers.

Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and pedestrians on the road want to die. During the Qingming Festival, there are many rains, and pedestrians on the road want to die.

Wine luminous cup, a lot of money beautiful woman {{original sentence; Wine luminous cup, please hurry up if you want to drink pipa.

I was born useful, and I showed my magic at the critical moment. I was born useful, spinning a thousand pieces of silver, all come back! .

I advised God to stand up again, and God yelled at me three times.

Can I still eat when my friends come from afar? It is such a delight to have friends coming so far.

There are some intriguing four words that I think of myself.

Laugh often, laugh anyway.

As strong as an ox and as thin as a bone.

Financial resources are rolling in, and payment is like water injection.

Life is safe, immediately into the coffin.

Happy, meet the old wolf.

Love, love, become a rogue.

Happiness is like the East China Sea, and the whole family jumps into the sea.

In good health, all the bones have fallen out.

Bon voyage, missing halfway

Family happiness, gas poisoning.

Being happy every day is often abnormal.

Congratulations on making a fortune.

Business is booming and getting poorer.

Everything went well and we hit a wall everywhere.

Leave no trace when you go home.

Go all the way, give up halfway.

Happy every day, leg cramps

Longer than Nanshan, as thin as a biscuit.

Round and round, become glutinous rice balls

Life is better than Nanshan, and the whole family hits the mountain.