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Life is like walking through a maze, endless, exciting and unpredictable.

Life is like walking through a maze, endless, exciting and unpredictable.

You never know what is waiting for you at the next turn. It may be surprises, setbacks, reunions, partings, highs, lows... With every turn, the trajectory of your life changes. The perception of life is no longer the same.

The most terrible thing for a person is that he always misses the past, sits and fantasizes about the future, and wastes the present every day.

Everything can be bad, but the mood cannot be bad. Everything can be lacking, but self-confidence cannot be lacking. You can do without anything, but you can’t do without happiness. Two people who taste one pain only have half the pain; two people who enjoy one joy only have two joys.

In addition to being responsible for one's own life, a person must also learn to look at life with humor, so that he will be less sad and more happy.

The following ten interesting philosophical jokes may give you an epiphany about life.

01

The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car.

The son said to his father disdainfully: "Anyone who rides in this kind of car must have no knowledge in his belly."

The father replied lightly: "Those who say such things must be ignorant." People must have no money in their pockets.”

Your views on things reflect your true inner attitude. Your attitude is your true heart, and your words and deeds are the shape of your soul.

The breeze and bright moon can be seen from the corner of the eyebrows, the movements of hands and feet are pleasing to the eye, and the soul remains elegant and calm in the downtrodden years. This is the most beautiful appearance of the soul.

02

After dinner, the mother and daughter washed the dishes together, and the father and son watched TV in the living room.

Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking plates in the kitchen.

The son looked at his father and said: "Mom must have broken it."

The father said: "How do you know?"

The son replied: " She didn’t curse.”

We are used to looking at others and ourselves according to different standards, so we tend to be strict with others and be lenient with ourselves.

At any time, we must respond to the world with expectations, be kind to others, and be gentle to yourself. This is the highest rule of conduct in the world.

03

Two Taiwanese tour groups traveled to the Izu Peninsula. The road conditions were very bad and there were potholes everywhere.

A tour guide kept saying that the road surface was like pockmarks.

But another tour guide said to the tourists poetically: "We are now walking on the famous Izu Charming Dimple Avenue."

Same situation, different ideas , will produce different attitudes. Thoughts are such wonderful things, and the final decision on how you want to express them is up to you.

Same thing. If you look at everything from different angles, you will actually have different opinions. Different opinions will naturally lead to different results.

04

A classmate who is also a third-grade elementary school student wants to be a clown in the future.

One teacher denounced him as: "A child without ambition cannot be taught."

Another teacher said: "May you bring laughter to the whole world."

As an elder, you should encourage and praise more. You should not narrowly define the definition of success. Do not erase children's innocent and romantic ideas about the world, and do not dampen children's enthusiasm.

05

A bus full of passengers was moving quickly along the downhill road, with a person chasing the car closely behind.

A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to the person chasing the car: "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch up."

The man gasped: " I have to catch up with it, I'm the driver of this car."

Some people take it easy, and some people have to work very hard, because if they don't, the consequences will be very tragic.

When looking at a problem, you cannot look at the surface. You must see through the phenomenon to see the essence of the problem. Otherwise, sooner or later, you will suffer the loss.

06

The little boy asked his father: "Does a father always know more than a son?"

The father replied: "Of course! "

The son asked: "Who invented the electric light?"

The father replied: "Edison"

The son then asked: "What about Edison's father? Didn’t you invent the electric light? ”

Authority is often just an empty shell that cannot stand the test, especially in today’s era of pluralism and openness.

07

Xiao Ming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap while taking a shower. His mother panicked and called the family doctor for help.

The doctor said: "I still have a few patients here, and it may take half an hour to get there."

Xiao Ming's mother said: "Before you come, I should do What?"

The doctor said: "Give Xiao Ming a glass of boiled water, and then jump hard, and you can let Xiao Ming blow bubbles with his mouth to kill time."

That's it. It has already happened, why not face it calmly. It is better to be relieved than to be worried, and it is better to be poor and happy than to be nervous.

If you look at everything in the world with a peaceful mind, it will be simple and clear. If you look at the world of mortals with a complicated mentality, you will be fascinated by the world.

08

Person A: "The new neighbor is so disgusting. He came to my house in the middle of the night last night and rang my doorbell."

Person B: " It's really disgusting! Did you call the police immediately?"

A: "No. I thought they were crazy and continued to blow my trumpet."

There must be a reason for everything. If you can see your own shortcomings first, the answer will be different.

In life, we are accustomed to seeing things from our own perspective. Occasionally, if we change our perspective, we can easily find solutions to problems.

09

Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery, the driver of the oncoming truck suddenly rolled down the window and shouted: "Pig" .

The more Zhang San thought about it, the angrier he became. He also rolled down the window and cursed: "You are a pig."

As soon as he finished cursing, he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Don’t misinterpret other people’s good intentions, as that will only make you suffer and humiliate others. Stop and think about it first, and curb your impulsive thoughts. This will not hurt others or yourself.

10

The wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband kept nagging beside her: "Slow down, be careful! The fire is too strong! Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil."

The wife blurted out: "I know how to cook. "

The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering next to me while I am driving..."

Learn to be considerate of others and be considerate of others. It’s not difficult, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other person’s perspective and standpoint.

In the journey of life, unsatisfactory and unsatisfactory things often happen, and life, old age, life and death are the natural laws. Once you encounter something unhappy, you might as well adjust your mentality and think from a different perspective.