Who has classic jokes and riddles, brain teasers and so on? The more thanks, the better, but classic, not simple garbage.

0001-23456789 answer: lack of clothes and food.

0002— There is a man standing at the door. Answer: Flash.

0003- 1. 1 horizontal length, a strand floating in Nanyang, there is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. A: Fu.

0004- one person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people do it just right. What is the secret? Answer: whisper

0005— Flying is not a bird, like a mouse, not a mouse. Hide in the dark during the day and catch pests at night. Answer: bats

0006-four feet an hour, two feet at noon and three feet at night. Answer: babies, teenagers and the elderly.

0007-hair above, hair below, with a black grape in the middle. Answer: eyes

0008- Is "Silkworm Ant" an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm.

0009-An empty child in the middle of three walls Answer: Horse.

00 10— Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why don't dogs get fleas? Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

00 1 1- Two ants are carrying a pole, and one ant is looking up on the pole. Answer: Six.

00 12— Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

00 13— Why do babies cry at birth? Answer: because he saw that the nurse aunt was so beautiful, and she was also ... small.

0014-Just like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

0015-There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

00 16- there was a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hung was written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave your lover's seal 12 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

00 17— A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

00 18— Mr. Hua has one skill, that is, he can make people who see him palm up automatically. What's going on here? A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

00 19— Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

0020— Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is a bird.

0021-Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

0022-I have more than a year, why can't I save this money? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

0023— Five brothers, living together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

0024— The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

0025— Interference Answer: Steps

0026— What's the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil

0027— What should the employer wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

0028— Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

0029— On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: Three somersaults twice.

0030 —— Magic soap made of pig liver and bear bile (guess 4-word idiom) Answer: treating each other with the same heart (soap)

0031-Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

0032— What will a man and a woman become? Answer: Two people.

0033— What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

0034— Why is there a hole in the ground after DrJ did 10 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

0035— Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

0036— What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

0037— What mouse likes to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

0038— What is the English name of Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A- people

0039— What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

0040— What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint exam? Answer: Remember to get up.

0041-Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: an old horse that knows the way.

0042- Cleisthenes cows stop barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: courage without strategy (Cleisthenes).

0043-Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom) Answer: Everything was stolen (stolen).

0044- This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom) Answer: swear (eggs)

0045— This ice looks like aluminum foil. Answer: Walking on thin (aluminum) ice.

0046— How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.

0047— This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

0048— God knows what I know (name a city or county in Fujian) Answer: Sanming.

0049- A moon hangs over the capital (type a word) Answer: expansion.

0050- What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary