Classic jokes about haircuts

Foreigner: I'm sorry!

Student: Sorry, it's three!

Foreigner: What did you say?

Student: Sorry, five!

The above story shows that our students' oral English has improved, but their listening ability is still not good, but foreigners sometimes make mistakes.

A foreigner traveled to Tangshan and lived in a local farmhouse. When he got up in the morning, he saw a cat in the yard and played with it. At this time, the old lady of this family came out and said, what should I do if I mess up the cat? The foreigner thought it was good morning, so he replied, "Good morning!" " In the evening, the old lady saw foreigners washing clothes again and said, what about fiddling with clothes? The foreigner quickly replied, "Good evening!"

I really admire China people, even the old lady speaks English so well! Late at night, the foreigner made a glass of milk, drank it and got ready for bed. The old lady saw him. She asked the foreigner: What about playing with milk? Hearing this, foreigners even said "good night!" Can say, completely confused.