Do you have any super funny jokes?

1; Two couples were quarreling. The man said: I can’t win against you! You have one mouth at the top and another at the bottom! The woman said: I can’t win against you! You have one mouth at the top and another at the bottom. One microphone, and two speakers!...

2; During the Cultural Revolution, the train was extremely crowded, and Xu took advantage of the stop to stick his butt out of the window to defecate. When the train was about to start, the conductor was doing his final inspection Shouting: 'Fat man holding a cigar, put your head back!''!'

3; The lame man and the blind man were riding out in the same car. The blind man was riding, and the lame man was looking at the road. Suddenly, the lame man found a deep ditch in front of him and shouted: ditch, ditch, ditch! The blind man sang back: Ole, Ole, Ole! The two fell into the ditch together!

4. The village woman reported the crime and said: What a shame! I was raped last night. The police asked him what the man looked like? I didn’t see clearly, but he must be a novice, because he couldn’t find a place for a long time, and in the end I gave it to him.

5. A Japanese woman was taking a bath in a sauna and wanted to find a Chinese hunk to give her a bath. The hunk was rubbing her penis and suddenly became aroused. He inserted his penis into her vagina. The Japanese woman was so big Angry: What kind of work are you doing? The macho man said: Rub inside!

6. Ni Ping went to Mengcheng as a guest, and was served a beef whip. It tasted very good. What was it? Feng Gong said, Niu Qun said, Feng Gong also had it! Ni Ping asked: Do I have it? Both of them answered in unison: Sometimes you have it, sometimes you don't.

7. At the end of the performance, the leader came on stage and took the hand of the beautiful Mongolian actress, greeted her with greetings and refused to let go, and kept asking her name? The actress said excitedly: Malegebi.