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Who has a little joke about "water"?
No drinking water.
My brother and I were eating watermelon together, and my brother accidentally swallowed a melon seed. The younger brother looked worried and said to his younger brother, "Our teacher said,' When seeds are watered, they will sprout and grow. You can't drink water If you drink water, watermelon seedlings will grow in your stomach. How uncomfortable it will be! "
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