A collection of little white rabbit jokes

1. There was a little white rabbit running happily in the forest. On the road, it met a giraffe who was rolling marijuana. The little white rabbit said to the giraffe: "Giraffe, giraffe, why are you doing this harm?" What about your own business? Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" The giraffe looked at the marijuana cigarette and the little white rabbit, then threw the marijuana cigarette behind him and followed the little white rabbit. Running in the forest. Later, they met an elephant who was preparing to take cocaine. The little white rabbit said to the elephant: "Elephant, why do you do something to hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is." Beautiful, let's run in nature together!" The elephant looked at the cocaine and the little white rabbit, then threw the cocaine behind him and followed the little white rabbit and the giraffe running in the forest. Later they Encountering a lion who was preparing to take heroin, the little white rabbit said to the lion: "Lion, lion, why do you do things that hurt yourself? Look at how beautiful this forest is, let's run in nature together!" "The lion looked at the syringe and then at the little white rabbit, then he threw the syringe behind him, rushed over and beat the little white rabbit hard. The elephant and the giraffe were trembling with fear: "Why are you beating little white rabbit? Where is the rabbit? He is so kind, caring about our health and bringing us closer to nature." The lion said angrily: "This bastard rabbit, every time he takes ecstasy, he drags me around in the forest like an idiot."

2. On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river. He caught nothing and went home. The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but still didn't catch anything and went home. On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

3. The little white rabbit was walking in the forest. When he met the big bad wolf, he came up and gave the little white rabbit two big ear stickers and said, "I told you not to wear them." hat". The little white rabbit retreated aggrievedly.

The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met the big bad wolf again. He walked up to the little white rabbit and gave the little white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I Let you wear a hat." Tutu was depressed. After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, Tiger said, "Okay, I understand. I will handle this matter. You have to trust the organization." That same day, the tiger found his buddy, the big bad wolf. "It's not right for you to do this. It's making it difficult for me." After saying that, he wiped the cigarette ashes falling on the table: "Do you think this is okay? You can say, Tutu, come here and find me a piece of meat." Go! She asked for a fat one, and you said you wanted a thin one. Then you could beat her up, Tutu. I’m looking for a woman. She’s looking for a plump one, and you say you like a slim one. She’s looking for a slim one, and you’re looking for a plump one. You can beat her properly and forcefully.” The big bad wolf nodded frequently and clapped his hands, and his respect for the tiger once again reached a new peak. Unexpectedly, the above guidance work was overheard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I feel this hatred in my heart. The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence, the big bad wolf came towards him. The Big Bad Wolf said: "Rabbit, come here and find me a piece of meat." Rabbit said: "Then, do you want a fat one or a thin one?" After hearing this, the Big Bad Wolf's heart sank. Another joy, I said to myself, luckily there is Plan B. He then said: "Tutu, find me a woman quickly." Tutu asked: "So, do you like plump ones or slim ones?" The big bad wolf was silent for 2 seconds, raised his hand and said more I gave Tutu two big-eared posts. "Fuck, I asked you not to wear a hat."

4. The bear and the rabbit pooped in the forest. When it was over, the bear asked the rabbit, "Did you shed your fur?" The rabbit said, "No~" So the bear took it Wipe the rabbit's butt.

5. A rabbit molested a wolf (this rabbit must be very strong), and then ran away. The wolf chased it angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit ran away from a tree. He sat down, put on his sunglasses, read a newspaper, and pretended that nothing had happened. At this time, the wolf ran over and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree, and asked, "Did you see a rabbit running past?" "The rabbit replied: "Is it a rabbit that molested the wolf?" The wolf shouted: "No way! It was in the newspaper so soon!!!"

6. A little white rabbit a day The rabbit came to a store and asked the boss: "Boss, are there any carrots?" The boss shook his head: "No." After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away.

The next day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?" The boss shook his head angrily: "No." After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away. .

On the third day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?" The boss shouted angrily: "No! If you ask again, I will use pliers to pull out your teeth." Drop it!" After hearing this, the little white rabbit ran away.

On the fourth day, the little white rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, are there any pliers?" The boss said: "No." The little white rabbit then asked: "Are there any carrots? "I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to the store and asked the boss: "Boss, are there any carrots?" The boss shook his head angrily: "No." The little black rabbit listened. After that, he ran away with a "whoosh".

The next day the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked: "Boss, are there any carrots?" The boss was very angry: "No! If you ask again, I will use pliers to pull out your teeth!" "After hearing this, the little black rabbit ran away with a "whoosh".

On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly: "Boss, are there any pliers?" The boss said angrily: "No." The little black rabbit then asked: "Are there carrots?" "The boss was angry, caught the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer, and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.

On the fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely: "Boss, is there any carrot juice?"

7. The giraffe said: "Little Rabbit , I really hope you can know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what delicious food I eat, it will pass through my long neck slowly, and the delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time." The rabbit showed no expression. Look at him. "And, in the summer, rabbit, the cold water slowly flows over my long neck, and it is so delicious. It's great to have a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine?" Rabbit said slowly: "You vomit "

8. One day, the kangaroo was driving around on the country road, and suddenly saw the little white rabbit in the middle of the road, with its ears and body almost completely lying on the ground, as if listening to something... So... the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously: "Little White Rabbit, may I ask what you are listening to?" "A large truck passed here half an hour ago..." "Wow... so amazing!... You How did you know? .." "That's what happened! That's how my neck and legs were broken..."

9. The ant was walking in the forest and suddenly encountered an elephant. The ant hurriedly He burrowed into the soil and stretched out one leg. The little white rabbit was very curious when he saw it, and asked: What are you doing? The ant quietly said to it: Shhh... don't make any noise, watch me stumble and somersault...

10. One day the rabbit was in a cave. When I was writing something in front of me, a wolf came over and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied: "I am writing a thesis." The wolf asked again: "What topic?" The rabbit replied: "I am writing a thesis." How to eat a wolf?" The wolf laughed and expressed disbelief. The rabbit said: "Follow me." After taking it into the cave, the rabbit continued to write in front of the cave. At this time, another fox came and asked: "Rabbit, what are you writing?" The rabbit replied: "I am writing a paper." The fox asked: "What topic?" The rabbit answered: "How does the rabbit write a paper?" The fox ate it." The fox laughed loudly and expressed disbelief. The rabbit said: "You come with me." Then he took it into the cave. After a while, the rabbit walked out of the cave alone and continued to write his paper.

At this time, a lion was sitting on a pile of white bones in the cave, picking his teeth, and reading the rabbit's paper: The ability of an animal does not depend on how powerful it is, but on who is the boss behind it. who!

11. In a mental hospital, one day the director wanted to see how the three mental patients were recovering, so he put a little white rabbit in front of each of them. The first mental patient Sitting on top of the little white rabbit, he grabbed the two ears of the little white rabbit and shouted "drive". The dean shook his head; the second person turned his back to the little white rabbit, patted its butt and said, Saying "Follow me", the dean sighed; the third one squatted there and stroked the little white rabbit. After looking at it, the dean nodded with satisfaction and only heard him say: "You're a small specimen, let it go." You are 300 meters away, wait until I clean the car and then chase you!" The dean fell to the ground and fainted...

12. The little white rabbit and the big bear were squatting under the tree to defecate. The big bear said to the little white rabbit: Although you little white rabbits are good-looking, you are troublesome! You can see it with just a little dirt, which is quite disgusting! The little white rabbit said: Look at what you said! Isn’t it? The big bear said :Isn’t it! The big bear said as he picked up the little white rabbit, wiped his butt and walked away

13. Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom and the two big ones asked the smaller one to Go get some wild vegetables and eat them together. The little one said I won’t go, I’m leaving, so you guys ate my mushrooms. The two older ones said no, don’t worry, so they went and the little white rabbit went~~~ Half a year passed, little white The rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one said it won't come back. Let's eat. The other big one said wait a little longer~~~ A year has passed. The little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The two big ones talked about not having to wait. Let's eat. At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle nearby and said angrily: Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms

14. The little white rabbit and the big bear were walking in the forest, Accidentally kicked over a pot. An elf came out of the pot and said he could grant each of their three wishes. Xiong said, turn it into the strongest bear in the world. Its wish came true. The little white rabbit said, give it a small helmet. Its wish also came true. Xiong said, turn it into the most beautiful bear in the world. Its wish came true again. The little white rabbit said, give it a bicycle. Its wish came true again. The bear said, turn all other bears in the world into bitches! The little white rabbit got on the bicycle and said while running, turn this bear into a homosexual...

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