Tell me what interesting things you did when you were drunk.

As the elders said, smoking all your life will make you lose the ugliness of life! Drinking is also hereditary. There are no people who don't drink, no people who weigh less than half a catty, and many people who weigh more than one catty. However, we drink too much, don't argue, don't make trouble, and have a good wine.

Eight years ago during the Spring Festival, I drank too much and was too confident. I walked home. On the way, I was fascinated. I fell into the flower bed, got up, staggered a few steps, and fell down again, with grass all over my head and face. It's me, too, strong enough, stumbling one step at a time and just touching home. As soon as the door opened, I took off my coat and fell asleep as soon as I lay down on the sofa!

Oh, what a pity!

How can you be a lady when you are drunk and lying on the ground?

In order not to pollute the hotel, my boyfriend has to do this, and there is no lady image at all.

Washing clothes, when I first got married, I was young and had many friends. I drink almost every day. It's a lie that I don't feel bad, but I can't help it. My daughter-in-law quarreled with me to save face. One day when I came home drunk, my daughter-in-law complained about me. At that time, the drink was broken, but in order to please her daughter-in-law, she took the initiative to soak the unwashed clothes in the basin and washed them very clean. My wife didn't say anything either. Why don't you say anything about me? I took the initiative to chat up my daughter-in-law. I have nothing to say. I said I didn't feel well. My daughter-in-law said, I won't let you wash your face. I will wash it from eight to ten. Can you not be tired? I said, I didn't wash it My daughter-in-law was frightened. You really don't know? I'm really drunk. I told you everything about last night. I was really impressed in a few words, but I really drank too much. My daughter-in-law finally said that she could still work when she got drunk. I don't drink or do anything. I am speechless. [yeah]

Let me tell you a really interesting story. In 1996, I worked in X factory, and there was a factory-level cadre in the factory department (named after his brother because he had died of illness and was anonymous to show respect). His nickname is X Road. How did he get here? One night, the factory entertained guests. That guy drank a lot. It was one o'clock at night. A guy asked for a car, called a driver and took him home. Both, so the driver drove the best car in the factory and the bluebird on the left steering wheel sent him. The factory is more than 30 miles away from the county seat, and soon it is near his home. His family lived next to the Xu-Tai Railway, and he woke up when the car crossed the railway. The man said to the driver, go back to the factory, I'm fine. So the driver turned around and came back. After the car turned around, the double-row taillights of a small Japanese car swayed brilliantly, which made the man confused. He thought, anyway, his home is next to the small railway, just walk along the railway, just walk along the small railway. He never found a home, and it was already dawn when he walked to the special line for transporting coal to the factory. I happened to meet a cadre who went back to the living area and asked him, buddy, didn't you go back to the city? Why did you come back again? At this time, his alcohol strength woke up. So everyone gave him a nickname, X Road. It's true,

Thanks to the big joke about drinking, the small train stopped running at midnight.

This comrade later fell down on his own stairs because he was drunk, and died of a long illness. )

I am used to drinking and eating vegetables first, and then eating rice until I can't eat any more! Make a pot of Tieguanyin tea and two handfuls of white rice to complete the task!

Hmm! Just giggling, walking deep and shallow feels uneven and wants to sleep [yi tooth]

I remember many years ago, when I was in my early twenties, I drank too much once and an interesting thing happened. Now I think this is a wonderful memory.

I have a female friend. Her name is Xiaoping (a pseudonym) and she runs a barber shop. My family lives nearby, and we only know each other once or twice. When I am free, I will go to her shop. I also made a group of good friends at that time. It happened to be Valentine's Day in China. In the morning, Xiaoping called me and said that her sister would celebrate her birthday in the evening, and invited some good friends who usually play together. I said yes, I'll prepare the cake.

Arrived at her sister's house around six o'clock in the evening, and we often met. Everything is casual, and her brother-in-law is nice. When I went, several people had already arrived first. At half past six, everyone arrived. Everyone happily toasted the birthday girl. Xiaoping is very happy. It was very hot, so I drank cold beer. I swallowed seven or eight bottles of beer in the blink of an eye. It's one of those big bottles of beer, which seems to be 10 degrees. It's easy to drink, because I don't care much when I'm young. Then came a little girl who looked lively and lovely. Xiaoping told everyone that she is her cousin, just turned eighteen, and heard that her birthday is coming soon. My cousin greeted everyone and looked at me after sitting down. I said, "What's the matter?" Cousin, why do you always stare at me? Eat quickly. If you are late, punish yourself for three cups first. ".

Originally, I was just joking. Who knew my cousin was serious? She picked up the cup and poured it over. After three drinks, everyone applauded. I quickly told my cousin to eat and not to drink on an empty stomach. Xiaoping also quickly helped his cousin with food, and then began to retaliate with everyone's wine, and unconsciously drank several bottles. My cousin probably drank three or four bottles, but the little girl was very honest and even had a few drinks. Suddenly, my cousin got up and walked towards me, changed seats with the people next to him, and naturally sat next to me, saying, "You are the only one with the loudest voice on the wine table, and you drank very well." I said, your cousin's birthday, everyone was very happy, so I had a few more drinks. At this time, my cousin got up, took out a bottle of white wine from the wine cabinet and went to the kitchen to get two rice bowls. A bottle of white wine just fills two bowls. My cousin said, "Knowing each other is fate. Come on, let's go. "

I looked at her with a shocked face and thought she wouldn't want to do it, would she? Xiaoping and her sister also came over, afraid that her cousin would drink too much. Who knows that at this moment, while everyone was not paying attention, her cousin cooked a large bowl of white wine in one breath, and everyone on the wine table was dumbfounded, completely unable to respond. What is this? My cousin took an empty bowl after drinking wine and looked at me with provocative eyes, which made me in a dilemma. I'm ashamed. I have drunk more than a dozen bottles of beer, which is about equivalent to more than a catty of white wine. If you drink half a catty of white wine now, you will definitely get drunk.

I wouldn't drink it now, but I was young and didn't know what the consequences were, so I pretended to be generous and picked up the bowl and dried the half catty of white wine, which was very picturesque. I drink and eat meat in a big bowl. After drinking, I sat down dizzy. At this moment, I found a little head leaning against me. When I saw it, it turned out that my cousin was drunk. Xiaoping came to help her rest on the sofa, but she was.

I remember my cousin hugged me tightly and said, "Don't leave me, don't leave me". I was confused, and I didn't know what she meant. At this time, Xiaoping and her sister's brother-in-law came over and tried to pull her cousin up, but they couldn't pull it up and refused to give up. Later, there was nothing they could do. Fortunately, it was summer, and I was always held by her cousin. Soon I didn't realize it. I slept in the past, and when I woke up, my mouth was very dry and I wanted to find water to drink. When I turned around, my mouth just touched my cousin's face, and I felt a stream.

Actually, she woke up earlier than me. People around you are probably long gone. I looked at the wall clock in the living room. It's already four in the morning. I patted my head and it was broken. Why did I sleep so long? I quickly went to find my mobile phone. I saw dozens of calls at home, and one of them was answered, which should be Xiaoping's, for fear that my family would be worried.

I tried to take my numb hand out of my cousin's, but my cousin wouldn't do anything. She kept looking at me and I asked her what was wrong. Is it uncomfortable to drink too much? She said, "No, it's because you are too much like my ex-boyfriend." I suddenly petrified and said loudly, ex-boyfriend? How old are you? Just talking about friends? My cousin said it wasn't true. Technically, it's her classmate. She has always had a crush. Today, when she learned that he talked about his girlfriend, she felt uncomfortable and drank too much. She saw that I looked like him, so she came to me for a drink. I say that's it. Get up quickly. I'll get you a glass of water. She nodded, then got up and poured herself and herself a glass of water. After drinking it, she felt much more comfortable and her head still hurt. She sat on the sofa and chatted for a while. Before I knew it, it was dawn. I said hello to her and went out to buy breakfast. My stomach is growling with hunger.

After a simple wash, we began to eat breakfast. She looked up at me and said, "In fact, you are more manly than him, and you look very comfortable." I said, little girl, how old are you? Study hard and don't think about anything else. Cousin said, I am not young, I am an adult, and I know what I like and what I don't like. I replied, "You just regard me as your secret crush, but you don't really like me." Think calmly and you will have the answer. I should go home. You tell your cousin them, and I won't wake them up. My cousin seemed embarrassed and looked at me piteously and said, "Can I see you again in the future?" I said, of course, your cousin and I are friends, and there are many opportunities to meet each other. Only then did she show a sweet smile.

In the days that followed, I met my cousin several times and learned that her name was Xiaoyun (a pseudonym). She called me and told me a calm answer. She said, "She likes me and has nothing to do with others". I was lost in thought. My idea at that time was that I wanted to start my career before I got married. A man should be able to take care of his other half. I never thought of finding a girlfriend so early. This kind of fate, from the beginning, is doomed to disappointment.

1 The funny thing I did was get drunk. A person who can't swim said that swimming in the Pearl River is not fun at all. It was a company dinner, and the place was just a small pool in the community. Let's go to the calf ... I can't stop jumping in. The discarded snow boots in winter were all wet, and the next day I lay in the hospital for a day. The boss said that he and other colleagues advised me to play enough by myself. Colleagues said I had a good time and kept saying I could swim. Still kicking and splashing around like Peggy the pig, happy as a fool at the entrance to the village. Yes, I was shameless ... then I left my job, and my old colleagues still remember that I wanted to find a hole every time I met. ...

Another time, I drank too much and sent a friend home. She drinks much more than I do. She threw up when she got home, and I threw up, too. She is always on the road and feels uncomfortable. I remember wiping her temple after playing, and somehow I fell asleep, right on the ground. She didn't know when she slept on the floor, or her parents came back from the night shift and found me. Maybe the floor is cold, and two of them are lying on the ground shivering. Asked me when I would get married, I had no feelings for her at all. We worked together for a few days, and then I left my job. I didn't talk for more than a year, and suddenly I met her in a bar. Like me, she just broke up and wanted to drink in a bad mood. And I like the gentle kind. She is a woman, and she likes tall and burly men. I can't agree with you at all. Now her mother talks to me when she has nothing to do and often asks me to eat. I told her what happened, but she said she didn't know. She said that if she knew she wasn't playing with friends, she would arrange a blind date for her every day. I wanted to see her, but she didn't do it again. Now she's fine and wants me to pretend to be her boyfriend and go shopping together. I just want to ask, has anyone explained why?

Let me tell you one from my own experience.

On the sixth day of March 2009, my cousin got married. During the day, I was carried away by joy and was exhausted. In the evening, I was so happy that my brothers were drunk and unconscious. Naturally, I fell asleep after drinking twelve points.

At about dawn, I was awakened by thirst, and my stomach was very uncomfortable, but my mind was clear at this time. I'm going to look for water, but I feel something in my hair, which is quite heavy. I touched it with my hand. Wow! They all vomited after drinking. The mixed taste of wine and vegetables makes me want to throw up. I think maybe I drank too much last night and threw up. What a mistake! I spit in my mouth, how can I spit on my head! I turned around and saw that a buddy next to me was still drunk, with obvious vomit on his side, and a cousin's neighbor's yellow dog was lying next to him. I am so angry! Yelling at him, he just, um ... um,; Listen, you threw up my head. What should I do? He sat up in a daze, his eyes sleepy, as if he didn't know anything. Look at this dog again. It doesn't move. It seems heavier than sleeping. It doesn't move when you kick it.

It turns out that this dog ate this buddy's vomit and was drunk by this (Huilong dining table).

Besides, it's no use being angry again. I had to stagger to find water to wash my hair.

Wine is a gastrointestinal poison,

The color is a bone scraping steel knife.

Too much to drink, my consciousness is in a daze.

Where is the spirit of doing interesting things?