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Composition "My Trouble"-Fat
My "fat" has a long history. I was born fat, and I am getting fatter and fatter under the careful feeding of my grandmother and mother. Since I was five years old, I gained 10 kg every year. By the time I was nine years old, I was actually 1 10 kg. Probably because my family is obese! Because of this "fat", it has brought me a lot of trouble, and even many things have been damaged by my "fat". Do not believe, look!
The first thing I "destroyed" was the bracket beside my bed, which was used to widen the bed. When I was seven years old, I jumped up and down on the bed, jumping here for a while, jumping on the table for a while, and jumping back for a while ... Just as I jumped from the table to the bracket, I heard a "click" and the bracket seemed to have broken a leg. No way, we had to take it out and found that not only the leg was broken, but also the board on it was cracked by me.
Not only at home, but also at school, I made some things very fat and broke them. In the third grade, I went out to play and wanted to sit down for a drink, so I went to my seat and put my ass in ... Who knows, as soon as I sat down, the stool creaked-I actually dropped two stool legs. Another time, when I was in the fourth grade, I was sitting in a chair swaying from side to side, and I actually took one of its legs off. Bad luck!
However, I have not lost control. From the age of nine to eleven, it actually stays at 1 10 kg, and it is still cured. You must exercise more and eat less meat in the future. I believe that in the near future, I will be thinner and thinner, and people will never say "little fatty, so cute" when they meet me again. Then my troubles will be less and less, and I will be a "little troubled boy"!
Sixth grade of primary school affiliated to Liaocheng University, Shandong Province: Green tea with ice.
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