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The Romance of the Demonic Sword

Author: Blue Blood Pine

Barracks Jokes

Updated on 2005-10-26 23:39:00 Word Count: 2785

On the battlefield Cruel events

Two countries are at war, and the fight is inextricable. Both sides are spending a lot of money, and one of the countries is urgently recruiting troops.

Unfortunately, a farmer was conscripted into the army. When the officer fired his gun, the farmer had finished. The officer handed the farmer a broom and told the farmer: "When fighting, just hold the broom and shoot at the enemy." Aim and keep shouting: Bang, bang, just kill you, your comrades will do the rest for you.”

The next day, the farmer went to the battlefield. He lay down in the trench and kept shouting with a broom: "Pah, pah, I'll kill you." As a result, the enemy he was targeting was hit by a stray bullet.

As the battle continued, the farmer’s comrades became fewer and fewer, and almost all of them were killed. At this time, the farmer found a burly enemy rushing towards him. The farmer took aim at him several times. To no avail, the enemy kept rushing over and knocked the farmer to the ground. The farmer was frightened. At this time, he heard the enemy muttering:

Boom, boom, boom, the tank will kill you.

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Military Camp Life Jokes

*Order of Staff Sergeant Corporal: "Go and find out what recruit John did before joining the army?" "Why do you want to check?" asked the corporal. "I found that after every target shooting, he always wiped the fingerprints on the gun handle clean with a handkerchief."

* A new recruit in the army happened to want to go to the toilet during target shooting. ... Report to the squad leader: I want to go to No. 1... The squad leader yelled: Come over to No. 1... Someone wants to go to you...

* In the summer of 1944, when Britain was hit by air raids, a rental apartment After being hit by a cannonball, the smoke cleared and people discovered that my grandfather was missing. The rescue team heard laughter coming from the ruins and dug out the remaining bricks and tiles from the toilet...