It’s boring. Who can tell me a joke?

1. My five-year-old son is a little man and knows a lot of various things. One day, my cousin and cousin came to play at home. My son pointed at his cousin and said: My cousin belongs to Hari. Then he pointed at his cousin and said: My cousin is from Han. His mother teased him and said, "Tell me, what does grandma do?" The son looked at his grandma who was offering incense in front of the Buddhist niche and said: Grandma? Grandma is from Harvard.

2. I went to my boss’s house to play, and I happened to see his lovely son (more than three years old) playing on the bed. The little guy was riding a big pillow, holding the two corners of the pillow with both hands, and shouted happily: "Drive! Drive!" I deliberately teased him: "Handsome, what kind of horse are you riding today?" He ignored me. He glanced at it and said loudly: "Idiot, I'm riding a pillow!"

3. The ten-year-old sister took a bag of crispy rice and ate it with gusto in the yard, while the five-year-old brother watched eagerly. , I wanted to eat it but I was embarrassed to say it, so I asked me to try it to see if it was crispy. I think this little kid is quite reserved. Then a classic scene appeared - my sister took a piece and put it in her mouth and said: Listen. . . . . .

4. The mother bought a parrot for her son and then took a car home. In the car, the son asked his mother: "Is this parrot male or female?" "Female," the mother replied. "What do you know?" the son asked again. There was silence in the car, and all the passengers wanted to hear how the mother would answer. She replied calmly: "Didn't you see the lipstick on this mouth?"

5. Today I took the subway back to school, and when I was touching up my makeup, a little boy kept Looking at me. After finishing the makeup, I heard the little guy whisper to his mother: "Mom, isn't makeup just to be more beautiful?"