Jumping joke

1. Can't sleep at night. I really can't help it. I started counting sheep and pretended that a sheep jumped in front of my eyes and ran away.

The more results, the more sober you are. Finally, the rhythm of counting sheep can't keep up with the rhythm of running sheep. ...

2. I went to the radio host and said an "expert chat machine". I thought it was really a good product at that time, and I could buy one to chat with myself when I was lonely.

After listening to two more sentences, it turned out to be "expert chat."

My son asked me what a telegram is. I said, "just write what you want to say on paper and then go to the post office and send it to the other party by radio."

The son wondered, "Do you want the post office to send a text message?"

4. A post asked, "If you become invisible, what is the first thing you want to do?"

Among the many replies, one is: "Put 100 yuan on the downtown street, and I will step on whoever finds it."

5, before the bachelor: Fan Bingbing actually looks average;

Single for a year: This Ethan is quite sexy in a perspective dress;

Single for three years: I found that the side of Rong Mammy was pretty good;

Single for five years: Brother Chun is still quite feminine;

Ten-year bachelor: Xifeng, are you married?

Single for 20 years: This sow looks very discerning. ...