Are there any jokes about jiaozi?

1. Once upon a time, dough was in big trouble, and I asked my good friend meatballs for help. As soon as the meatballs hit my chest, they said, you can take care of me! So there was jiaozi.

2. Two charming children got married. When the groom returned to his room, he saw a meatball lying on the bed. He was surprised and asked who you were. Meatball said shyly, "Shit, you don't even know people when they take off their clothes?" They hit you in the chest with their little fists, hehe! "

On the way home from the garage one day, I was in a good mood, holding Jiao Zi's arm, and the naive girl leaned against Jiao Zi and whispered, Miss Wang, you are so handsome! He replied: I have no money!

4. "Hey, you were beaten so cute by other coquettes."

"I didn't know this would happen. Jiaozi, too. How can he be so strong! "

"Because people have muscles ..."

"Why do people in jiaozi have muscles?"

"Because the somebody else is chicken ..."

"……"

5. The host kept persuading the guests: "Don't mention it!" The guests stood up to eat. The host said to the guest, "Please sit down. Please sit down. " After the guest sat down, the host kept persuading the guest: "Dip in and eat, don't mention it!" "Guest:?