20 12 joke

Chatting with a MM, I said: Samsung is getting longer and longer, Apple is getting bigger and bigger, and Nokia is getting harder every year!

I suggest my sister use Motorola to make paper. She: Why?

Me: Because it is waterproof, hahaha!

Then that girl hacked me! I'm just kidding!

I have a friend who is very proud.

Once after school, he came to me and said that I had no money to take the bus. Please buy me a ticket. I said yes.

I got in the car and said, I'll do it. I will do it. Let me get this straight. Then do it.

I still remember his petrified eyes!

Two horses stood by the side of the road and looked at the car.

A horse said, "Why are all these people wearing belts?"

Another horse said, "I know why people don't need us anymore." Now they all pull their own carts. "