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What is a girl's M? Meaning? How to reply when a girl sends a message M
What does this girl mean by m?
Girls say m has two meanings. First, I'm sorry. I have my period today. M is a mother, and it is worthwhile for a girl to have her period.
Then, the second one is more exciting. The m in sm stands for exciting things. As a reward, play some interesting games! M department has a strong tendency to be abused, and being abused will have a strong pleasure. M girls have a strong tendency to be abused.
What does that girl mean? I believe you can correspond to the chat content before and after!
The girl said, how does M reply?
Go directly to her and take care of her (23%)
Taking care of her is really the best choice if conditions permit. Help her cook a cup of brown sugar to warm her stomach. When girls are most vulnerable, they are also the most vulnerable.
I bought you warm babies and brown sugar online (17%).
This applies to living in two places, but before that, there should be a language transition.
For reference only:
Girl: My period is coming, and my stomach is upset.
You: I am so distressed.
You: Do you do this every time?
Girl:
You: Did you drink brown sugar water?
Girl: Yes (if you don't drink it, just say "be good, go and have some brown sugar water")
You: I just bought you some brown sugar to warm your baby and see if it can make you feel better.
What do girls want boys to do when they come to menstruation?
First of all, I hope my boyfriend can take the time to understand the importance of the next menstrual period to girls, what to do and what not to do. If the menstrual period is not well maintained, it may affect the health of girls, and the tide may ebb ahead of time, which may endanger future generations, so please don't hang up on your boyfriend.
Then, I hope my boyfriend can remember the law of my menstruation, calculate the time of each menstruation, whether it is early or late, and make me a loving nutrition recipe, what can and can't be eaten. If I really can't stand what I want to eat, then hide it from me.
Again, I hope my boyfriend can pick me up after work, cook bath water, ginger soup and brown sugar, and download my favorite movies. Old people say that you can't touch cold water during menstruation, wash my clothes, give me hot moxa salt packets, fill my stomach, or tell some jokes to make me laugh and divert my attention.
Finally, I hope my boyfriend can rest on time, don't play games, and don't quarrel with me because of games. I know, I may lose my temper unintentionally during my period. If he really can't help but want to make trouble, I hope he will stop. Think more about how I paid for him, and say more ambiguous words about warm men, such as "wife, you are the oldest, what is the game", or "wife, I am wrong, you can punish me for something, but you can't be angry".
And because I love to work hard, I have to go to work even if my stomach is uncomfortable. I hope he can pay attention to my expression. It hurts too much. He can try to let me rest more, or take me to the doctor. Dysmenorrhea is also a disease, and it hurts like hell. Boyfriend, if you really love me, don't care so much. Please don't hurt me again during menstruation. Can you warm me with his hot heart, care about me, do something you can, say something comforting and beautiful?
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