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A classic joke had better have profound meaning.

1, in the kindergarten, there are two little boys quarreling, and the more noisy they are, the more fierce they are.

One of them shouted, "I'll go back and let my dad hit your dad on the head."

Another child laughed loudly: "Ha! Ha! You can't hit! My mom says my dad has no brains at all! " 2. In the early years, my uncle who was away from home came to my house to take pictures with his camera. I am particularly interested in taking some photos.

Finally, my uncle gave me the camera and let me take a picture.

Half a month later, my uncle mailed some photos, but I didn't take any.

I asked my mother: Why don't I take it?

Mom said: when shooting, there was no film. 3. There is a man who doesn't respect his elders and often beats his father. However, his father takes good care of his little grandson and holds him every day.

Neighbors saw the old man like this and asked, "Old man, how can your son love your little grandson so much because he is so unfilial?"

The old man replied, "I don't want anything else. I just hope he can take it out on me when he grows up!" " "4. Once upon a time, a teacher went to a student's house, and when he saw his mother shining, he thought of Doby. The teacher said, "Which of your two children is Mr.?

The student's mother said, "all the teachers' are not my sons." "