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Speaking of Miao nationality, what's your first impression of this minority?

Miao people, beautiful clothes. In fact, Miao people are also divided into many branches, such as "Qingshui Miao and Baimiao" ... We have a saying here that all Miao people's things are fragrant Miao bacon! Mutton! Wild vegetables! Tang San bacteria! Anyway, everyone snapped up what Miao people sold in the vegetable market. Miao's corn wine is very spicy! Slope jumping festival is very lively, also known as the blind date meeting for men and women of school age. Haha, Miao people are very good at climbing long poles backwards. Miao people speak Mandarin very well, unlike Zhuang people who have strong or plastic sounds. Ha, ha, ha. In fact, many Miao silvers are not real silver, but white copper. The jewelry of Miao women is sparkling, colorful and full of amorous feelings.