Humorous jokes in math class

1, one day in class, math teacher:

"When 2 is greater than 5, 5 is greater than 0, and 0 is greater than 2? 」

Student A: "When was the calculation wrong? 」

Student B: "When you are wrong? 」

Math teacher: "No way ~ It's time to guess boxing."

2, junior high school math class, the teacher asked a girl to answer questions, the girl faltered:? The equation is x times? By? multiply by

Teacher:? Multiply by what? Then learn the tone of a girl:? By? By? multiply by

I saw a boy named Chen Yi dozing off. He stood up with a whoosh. Everyone looked at him. The teacher asked. Why did you stand up?

He replied:? I think I hear you calling me. ?

3、? I always get 100 in arithmetic exams. ? That's because you learn well. ?

? But I never listen in class. ? That's because you are smart, and you will know how to work hard when you come home from school. ?

? Smart? A little, but after school, I am a person who deals with football. ? Then you must have cheated in the exam. ?

? I can't say that. I didn't copy other people's books, nor did I peek at other people's books. How can I be unfaithful? ?

? Then what happened to you? ""I kicked Jim, the bookworm in front. " "If not, I can't. How can I be so naughty? " "I kicked the first foot and he stretched out five fingers with his hand." "What does that mean?" "The answer to the first question is 2+3." "Oh ... what if the answer to the tenth question is 5*8?" "That was after I played the tenth foot. He stretched out four fingers first, then clenched his fist immediately, so I knew the answer of 40. "

4. Teacher Fang asked Axi in math class. What's the difference between one-half and one-eighth? Asi didn't answer.

Teacher Fang said:? Think about it. If you had to choose half an orange or eight sixteenth oranges, which one would you choose? An Xi:? I must have half. ?

? Why do you think a lot of orange juice is lost when you divide oranges into one sixteenth?

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