The most incisive and funny short sentences

1. A true warrior dares to be greedy even if he is fat, stay up late even if he is sleepy, chase stars even if he is poor, and control his appearance even if he is ugly. Don’t stay up late just because you are ugly.

2. Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temperament, bad personality, and bad appearance, the only thing you are proud of is: a good appetite!

3. When I get angry, I want to buy something. When I buy something, I have to spend money. When I spend money, I get less money. When I get less money, I get angry again.

4. I originally wanted to be a blockbuster in this exam, but when the test papers were handed out, I thought about it again and again, and finally decided to hide my strength and be ready to go.

5. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when we break up. We strong ones will kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs to make it difficult for him to move.

6. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself? I can’t even think about it, how could I be so lucky!

7. When I went shopping, I found that the streets were full of beautiful women and ugly men. Suddenly I feel very sad, why don’t I have a girlfriend? Obviously I'm uglier than them.

8. When I hate someone, if that person suddenly says they like me, then I don’t hate them at all. He is so principled, because he cannot dislike a person with vision.

9. Do you think that someone who often doesn’t chat with you suddenly wants to chat with you because he misses you? I tell you, purely to borrow money.

10. When I speak a little irritably, please do not mistake me for being rude. On the contrary, it is my good upbringing and law-abiding social responsibility that prevent me from beating you directly.