I hope some funny jokes are healthy these weeks.

1: An old lady can't read, but she likes listening to the radio. The weather forecast must be listened to every day. One day at dinner, I asked my family, "I have a question." Do you know where it is? It rains almost every day there. "

One day, I was out of breath to catch the last bus. I shouted, Master! Master, wait for me ~

Suddenly a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me slowly, Wukong, stop chasing.

3. One day I had a physical examination, and one question was to guess the name of a bird by looking at its legs. A student really couldn't understand it, so he tore up the paper in a rage and was ready to leave the examination room. The invigilator was very angry and asked him, "What class are you in? What's your name? " A student lifted his trousers and said, "Guess, guess."

A cyclist, without handlebar, put his hands on his chest. A traffic policeman saw it and said, good palm! The man replied, hello, comrades!

On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water", and the pig said to the stewardess, "Give me a glass of water, too!" After hearing this, the stewardess threw the crow and the pig out of the plane together. The crow smiled and said to the pig, "Don't be silly, I can fly ~ ~ ~"

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40. A man and a tiger are tied to two trees respectively. There is a candle under the rope that tied the tiger, and the rope is almost burned out. If the rope is burned, the tiger will eat the man. As a result, the man said a word and was not eaten by the tiger.

He said, "Happy birthday! ! "The tiger blew out the candle. ..

7. A mental patient was writing something, and the doctor asked, "What should I write?"

"Write a letter."

"To whom?"

"me."

"What does it say?"

"Idiot, I didn't receive how do you know! ? "

That's all. Jokes are healthy and hard to find now.