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What jokes, things or funny sentences in the novel can make you happy all day?
There is a white man in a foreign country. He likes to pursue bronzed skin and often sunbathes, but he always feels that there is not enough below. On this day, he saw no one around the beach, so he took off his clothes and buried the whole person in the sand, leaving only some things to bask in the sun. Not long after, a little girl came over with an old Ji in her arms. The little girl was sharp-eyed and exclaimed when she saw this thing: "Be careful, there is a big bug!" " The old woman looked at it, her eyes were dizzy, and she provoked it several times with her crutches, but it became bulky and stood upright. The old woman said, "Hey, deja vu … Ah, I remember." They sigh a way:
"I was born without it,
10 years old took a peek (curious),
I tried it when I was 20.
I got married when I was 30,
I often wanted it when I was 40.
Nourish it at the age of 50 (men want to nourish it),
60 years old (female physiological period) began to hate.
At the age of 70, I helped him (a wife).
Watching him 80 years old (sick in bed),
He died at the age of 90,
I just 100 years old today and met a wild one. Unfortunately, I can't use it, and I have no teeth to eat. What a pity! "
20 19 how do I feel full of poetry, so brother, I will answer your question with poetry.
That year
We dug the nest together that year.
You are the eldest brother.
The highest point of climbing
As a result, a bubble of bird shit makes you go from
From the top of the tree to the root.
From then on, you trembled at the sight of birds.
We played wasps together that year.
You are the eldest brother.
A hundred ways can't.
Dry the hornet's nest
Your heroism has rushed up.
dropoff
Howling in our praise.
We caught fish together that year.
You are the eldest brother.
The big one is still unforgettable.
But I can't catch it.
You are desperate to insist.
Unfortunately, your schoolbag is also in the water.
Take a bath.
You were beaten by your father.
We all grew up that year.
Accidentally get a bottle of remy Martin
You just want me as your brother. Drink it.
You are the eldest brother.
Drink, drink and sing with you.
: I'll leave when I say so.
Step on the air
You roll down the second floor.
Take you to the hospital.
You smiled:
Home, alas!
Why let me sleep in a single bed!
I am not afraid of anything, and I am most afraid of the Mandarin of some Cantonese people.
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