222 New One-sentence Funny Signature Classic (Selected 45 sentences)

2. read more and splutter less.

3. You say yours and I'll do mine.

4. Be a loser and be happy every day.

5. I am sweet and like you very much.

6. I can't let my feelings keep me from getting rich.

7. The thief misses you in the dark.

8. You are charming, but I have someone in my heart.

9. Without ideals, my mind is full of money.

1. I'm really poor in words, only I like you.

11. People who have confirmed their eyes are not to be taunted

12. Get up and help me turn on the sun.

13. Fortunately, there are mosquitoes, so I'm not alone tonight.

14. You are more attractive than a lot of snacks.

15. I want to talk about a sweet love.

16. I am who I am, watching myself get angry.

17. It is said that not falling in love for a long time will make you ugly.

18. If you don't tell lies, you are a pig.

19. In terms of liking you, I am the best in the world.

2. Damn man, you attract me so much.

21, be my little princess, only eat sweet without suffering.

22. Be famous before it's too late, and it takes brains to continue to be famous.

23. After all, I am an ordinary person and you are a senior animal.

24. Boyfriend is not suitable for me at all.

25. Look at my bad temper. Just give me a hug.

26. Do you want to accept my sweet trouble?

27. It's not that I'm vulgar. Being rich really makes me feel safe.

28. You should be as lively and cheerful as a * *.

29, the surface is heart to heart, and then they are playing with their brains.

3. Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

31. There are thousands of men in the world, and I am happy to change them every day.

32. If the son is a common thing in the world, I am willing to sink.

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

34. I am so cute that even mosquitoes want to kiss me.

35. Life is full of ups and downs, and the eldest brother laughs last.

36. I don't want you to be Nuo Nuo, I want you to be merry.

37. I want to soak you, twist, lick and soak.

38. Please give me a rich woman. I don't want to work hard any more.

39. I just want to taste how sweet the twisted melon is.

4. Home is the only place where you can be ugly and comfortable.

41. There are always people who bite off more than they can chew, trying to take you away from me.

42. I have intensive phobia, and I can't get close to people with more minds.

43. My little girl is incompetent. I wish you a fertile son who can have a full house of children and grandchildren.

44. When I was a child, I had many dreams, but now I just want to get rich.

45. Since you can't talk about love well, study hard, and you won't move bricks when you grow up.