Thought joke

The student asked the white-haired dean if he had read Tolstoy's War and Peace from beginning to end. The professor thought for a moment before answering: "Everyone should read such immortal masterpieces as War and Peace before he dies. In order to live longer, I haven't started reading.

2. Gyroscope

Dili: "Your head is like a top."

John: "Why?"

Deli: "Because any girl can do it."

What's your name?

There is a shy little boy who likes beautiful women with elegant gestures. Shy, he secretly observes her ecology every day, and finally finds a cycle-he must go to the noodle restaurant to eat noodles one day a week. He felt that the time was ripe, so he waited for her at the noodle restaurant for a day. When she walked into the shop and sat down, he took a deep breath, got up his courage and strode forward to ask questions. The young lady opened her eyes and said to him, my name is beef noodles.