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Zi Hua Erdidin
In spring and April, the fields, the fields, the front and back of the house are all green and flowers. In this intoxicating beauty, clusters of Xiaoding with purple faces ask about spring. Just like a girl in the countryside, she is more practical. As long as there is a little land and a little sunshine, it will be as brilliant as a dream! You see, in the corner behind the house, under the tiles, clusters of Xiaoding are swaying in the spring breeze and sunshine.
I love it not only because of its tenacious life, but also because of the beauty of the flowers. She is not a flower or grass, but a good medicine in Compendium of Materia Medica. When the old farmer works in the field, it is inevitable that he will get hurt. No one will go to the hospital. Pick a purple flower at random, crush it and wrap it in the wound for two days. When people eat whole grains, it is inevitable that there will be a pimple here and a lump there. Don't go to the hospital. Purple flowers are mashed and applied to the affected area for five or six days, and it will be fine slowly! If you have pharyngitis, nodules, liver fire, eye diseases and breast pain, Viola is for you!
I'll tell you a joke about viola flowers. During the Spring Festival, my grandson ate too much fish and meat, and his stomach was full of bitter oranges. In the evening, he had a high fever. I cooked him some viola flowers and invited him to drink them. Soon, his stomach began to turn over and fart one after another. Under the quilt, there were rotten eggs in the room. My sister cried and ran to her mother, saying that my brother was crying. That fart smells worse than shit. I was too smoked to sit by his bed. It's dawn, grandson has a big shit, and his fever has gone down. It's all right.
Viola yedoensis, whether it looks unremarkable or not, is actually a good partner in our life. If you meet in the field, you must pick more trees and dry them for a rainy day. There are no weeds in the countryside, and there are fairy medicines everywhere. Pay attention to me, a rural person, and there are surprises everywhere!
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