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What is romance and what does it stand for?

What is romance? You must work the night shift. When you came back, it was past midnight. Tired, you climbed three floors and arrived at your door. At this moment, the door opened. She, also a little tired, took the things in your hand and said to you with a smile: "You are back!" " "What is romance? I have heard a song by Sandy Lam called "As long as I have you". There is a lyric in it: "I'm afraid it's too late." I will hold you until I see the trace of snow in your hairline, until it becomes blurred, until I can't breathe. Let's be inseparable! " ! ! If I can give up all over the world, at least you are worth cherishing. Your appearance is a miracle of life! Maybe I can forget the whole world, but I don't want to lose your news. I still remember where the hemorrhoids in your palm are!

1. Love itself is a kind of romance, and loving Confucianism is its extreme expression. Romantic love may not last long, but long-term love must be romantic. And the most romantic. (There are songs as evidence, not fabrication)

The so-called romance is nothing more than spending some unnecessary time, thoughts, money and things. (Complete embodiment of super sucker)

The reason why men want romance is to please girls. Even if the old bridge can't be old and the behavior can't be vulgar, girls will still like it. So men have to copy it over and over again. (Brothers, are you tired? )

4. Women are romantic to satisfy themselves. Or euphemistically called: the feeling of love. To put it bluntly, it is also a kind of vanity. Do you want love itself or its shiny appearance?

5. I have seen such a joke: if you know that she doesn't love you, it is romantic to send her 999 roses; It's a waste to send her 999 roses knowing that she loves you. Although it's just a funny joke. But I can't help wondering whether love leads to romance or romance leads to love.