Classic jokes, such as: You were the first swordsman in Huashan ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Feel good to give points ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

With you in life, life is full of infinite vitality; Without you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Just because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; Without you, who will feed the pig food?

The people of the whole country are the best, riding a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, and going out shopping is scary; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

Laugh, the wolf hanged himself! When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps! Your station stinks! When you sit down, the world changes color! You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. Dressed up and collapsed under the ghost.

When wolves invaded, small animals set up death squads to fight. Mantis: I have two knives. Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. Rhino sings while swinging its tentacles: Hum! I have nunchakus! Hey hey hey!

In the middle of the night, there is no light in the toilet. You go to relieve yourself, fall into the toilet, and beat maggots and shit. No one saved you, died bravely, lived great, and died silently. In memory of you, the toilet is equipped with lights ~ ~ ~

Cowherd loves six niang, six niang loves Cowherd, Cowherd loves six niang in the Year of the Ox, six niang loves Cowherd every year, and Lang Lianniang loves Lang, misses his mother and loves Lang. Haha, I'm busy for nothing! ! ! (I fainted when I wrote the last one ~ ~ ~)