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Missing Hometown Skit
The sketch script "We are all foreigners
Opening Prologue The fifteenth moon slowly rose into the sky, so bright, guiding us to miss our hometown deeply. Reminds us of our deep longing for our parents. At this time, the moon seemed to have stopped and was fixed in front of the window of dormitory 215, because there was about to be a gathering of our students staying on campus to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.
A: Today is August 15th, the Mid-Autumn Festival. All students from Henan have gone home, leaving behind a few students from other places. I specially called them to my dormitory to have a small party*** to enjoy the bright moon and express my longing for my parents in my hometown. Hey, it’s eight o’clock, it’s time to come
B: Use double festivals quickly Stick, hum hum ha hey knock on the door, monitor, happy Mid-Autumn Festival.
A: (open the door) Happy (preparing to close the door, C opens the door and comes in)
C: I'm not late, monitor, am I?
A: Hurry up if you two can't Sit inside, (keep the door ajar)
C: I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival
B: (Happy) Have fun together
C: Why don’t you Don’t you miss your parents when you go home?
A: I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but there is no other way. I have eight days of vacation and four or five days of traveling by car.
B: Yes, they are all the same
C: Squad leader, where do you live?
A: Distant Inner Mongolia (The mistress patted the squad leader and squatted down , the squad leader turned his head, and the mistress jumped up)
A: Oops, mistress, you are here,
D: The monitor asked us to come, do you want to treat us to mooncakes? It’s better for the monitor< /p>
(E ran over panting and hit the door) screaming
D: Oops, I forgot there was another person behind me
E: The pain suddenly turned into happiness. Who wants to eat mooncakes? Fortunately, I still have room in my stomach.
D: Man, you are so delicious. You ate 6 of them in the dormitory
AC six (B raised his sign in a gesture of surprise)
E: Six, is seven good? (Seven, B raised his sign) Yours is also in my belly It was a heated fight
D: Why did you eat mine too? Let’s see how I deal with you
A: Stop making trouble.
Today I will teach you how to hold a small party
B: (small party, excited) The sky is blue and waiting for misty rain...
(ACD covers ears, turns around and applauds)
p>B: How am I singing? Even Zhou Lunlun can’t keep up with me
C: Brother, your singing is so good. How can Zhou Lunlun compare with you?
< p>B: Haha, of course,D: Yeah, it sounds bad, even Jay Chou can’t keep up with you
DE: Let’s give you a word, “I’ll give it to you” You left, thousands of miles away, but why are you still there? "(DE opened up, B retreated sadly)
B: Alas, why is the life of a genius always accompanied by loneliness?
p>A: Okay, okay, we are all talented men and women of the 21st century, why don’t we...
E: Why not eat moon cakes
D: You just know how to eat, but you don’t even look at your Zhu Bajie’s face or the Bull Demon King’s waist.
E: Mine is a beef kidney, mine is a bucket waist
D : Not as good as a buffalo waist
E: You...
A: Stop, our families are thinking of us at this moment, why don’t we give a small gift to our hometown and relatives ( CDE sat down and B stood in a daze)
A: Hey, it’s you again, brother, don’t refuse
B: (Before walking in confusion) You are so bad, why are you hurt? My question is always "When will the bright moon appear...what year is it today?"
D: 2009
B: What year is it today
D: Big brother is indeed It’s 2009
B: Get away as far as the bright moon from me.
C: Okay, have you had enough trouble? It’s my turn. I want to recite to you a piece of "Spring River with Flowers and Moonlight Night" by Zhang Ruoxu. The Spring River... (ABBDE row, wavy) Where there is no moon on the Spring River,
D: You can't do that, look at me. I'll give you two sentences of "In a foreign country..."
E: Don't you want to go home? I'll give you a ride. It's my turn. "Lantern Festival with lanterns, Mid-Autumn Festival with moon cakes, bright moon* ** Cheers, the whole class celebrates,
A: Why can’t you forget to eat?
E: I grew up eating
A: I also grew up with food. You have no choice but to stay here for now.
BCDE: Where are you, squad leader?
A: Okay, I will also give it to my relatives. We give you a small gift. There is no sound to the moon when we leave. The bright moon is lucky and people are affectionate. After farewell, we care about people like the moon. The family affection in the clouds is like the city wall.
DE: OK,
A: Looking up at the bright moon and thinking about my hometown. Whenever I read about my hometown, my heart can't help but tremble. I can't forget my mother's figure with her face facing the loess and her back to the sky. I can't forget my father's figure working day and night on the tall building. We You have been in Zhengda for a month or two, don’t you miss your parents?
BCDE: Why not?
B: I am a child from a rural area
D: There is a kind of love in the world that can be ordinary but meticulous, it can be far away from thousands of mountains and rivers, but it makes people worry about it, it can be dropped bit by bit, but it flows continuously.
E: That is the great father's love and the great mother's love. "I will never forget their gray hair...I will always be your good son"
(ABCD in The group behind E helped his son back to his seat. C was lying on the table crying. The nearest classmate asked him, "What's wrong?")
C; I look like my parents (the phone rang and C stood up to answer Phone)
A: Let’s also call home, (get up and walk in four directions)
C: Hello, Mom, happy Mid-Autumn Festival, my daughter misses you, Mom Dad’s feet are still swollen. It’s getting cold. Your rheumatism is coming back. You must wear more clothes. Well, I will also wear more clothes and drink more water to prevent myself from getting sick. Don’t worry. Well, um, I will take care of myself, um, mom, bye.
E: (brings out a plate of mooncakes) Let’s eat mooncakes,
D: What’s the sixth time? Blocks
E: That's for our great parents
A: The thread in the hands of a loving mother, the clothes on a wanderer's body, tightly stitched before leaving, I'm afraid I'll be back later, my parents , thank you for your dedication without regrets and using your hard work to write a gorgeous chapter of a better life for us. Here, let us urge parents all over the world to express our sincerity and gratitude, and to express our blessings and thoughts.
ABCD: May you live a long and healthy life and be happy forever.
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