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If the atmosphere on the wine table is active, it is suitable to say it on the wine table.

1, as long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.

2, this wine looks like water, spicy in the mouth, haunted in the stomach, stumbling around, getting up in the middle of the night to find water, and regretting it in the morning!

3, don't drink too much in the morning, there are still several tables tonight; Don't get drunk when drinking at noon, and the department will have a meeting in the afternoon; You can't drink at night, lest your wife look everywhere.

4. Holding a bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; There is a vase outside and a vinegar bottle at home; We should level the superiors and level the subordinates!

5. One, two, two, two is not wine, three, two, four, two mouthwashes, five, two, six, two are wine, seven, two, eight, two support the wall, and nine, two, two walls do not leave.

6, one cup and two cups strode, three cups and four cups walked on the wall, five cups and six cups walked on the wall, I didn't leave, and the sister who drank a catty came to hug me!

7. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.

8, modern men: drinking, one bottle and two bottles are not drunk. Dance, three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five or six days. Do your job and doze off!

9. Sir: Being drunk doesn't mean drinking. Miss: Wine doesn't mean Weng. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don't let a person hang a tree.

10, lover's tears, one drop is drunk; Affectionate heart, a rub on the broken; There is no right or wrong between gratitude and resentment. Who can guess right? Whoever drinks this cup of love will be drunk.