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A sketch about setbacks.
I found this on the internet, and it feels so-so. Please modify it yourself. Time: A self-study class Location: Class Character: Monitor Class A, Class B, Class C, Class D Students ABCDE (Curtain: Five or six students quarreled and chased each other in the classroom, and the bell rang and didn't mean to stop. A and B clap their hands and mutter to themselves. C listen to headphones and sing "My Site". D and e are chasing each other. ) Ban Ganding: (Running in, seeing them making noise, telling the audience) When the bell rings, they are still making noise. Am I the monitor, whatever? (indecisive) Our old class went to a meeting in other places, and the monitor and several monitors followed. I don't care. Let them handle it. I ran back to my seat and quarreled with some classmates. ) monitor a: (coming in from outside the classroom, seeing this situation, he stepped forward to stop it) (angrily): class is over, why is it so noisy? (Four or five students are still arguing, so ignore them. ) Monitor A: (loudly): The class has already started. Did you hear that? (Stop for a moment, but laugh and laugh at any time) Monitor A: (Really angry, go over and slap the book on the table) If you make trouble again, I will tell the teacher! Student A: (Quiet, A retorts): Then you can sue, flatterer. Student B: I just don't look at appearances. I've just been a monitor for a few days, so horizontal! Student D: Well, yesterday, she was very noisy. As soon as she turned her face today, she refused to recognize anyone. Student A: That's not true. This kind of person is also worthy of being a monitor. Are you kidding? Student B: We don't have to choose her in the future ... Student C: ... This website is mine. ..... Student E: (very noisy) Hehe ... Monitor A: (Staring at them stupefied, I felt sad in my heart, and all the grievances welled up from my heart. Suddenly, I broke out, fell on the table and cried loudly. ) Ban Ganding: The world is in chaos. B and c enter from outside the classroom. ) Class B: (Fu Jia) What's the matter, monitor? Who bullied you? (A shook off B's hand and cried. ) Ban Gan-C: (referring to ABCDE) Oh, that must be your fault. Tell me, what happened? Student A: Nothing. Student B: Who knows? Student C: (Shake your head and listen to the song, playing dumb. ) Ban Gan-C: (Walk over and pull Ding to the front desk): You came back earlier than all of us. You must know what is going on, right? You tell us. Banganding: (pretending) I ... I just got back ... and fell asleep. I don't know ... (ABCD laughs) Ban Gan -c: You're lying! Don't you usually get along well with them? You do this job, solve this problem, and then go! (Go to A to comfort A) Ban Ganding: (Make a helpless look) This is difficult! Oh, dear! (taking ABCDE to the front desk) (crustily skin of head) You, you, are outrageous. How come... Banganding: (approaching ABCDE) (whispering) Well, man, I'm doing my daily work. I'm not serious, never serious. (AB: angry:) Hum! (Distance): (Loudly) Look, it's outrageous, it's outrageous ... (Walking up to CDE) (Whispering) Just kidding, don't be angry! (Turning around) Ban Gan B: (Walking up to Ding) What are you talking about? Banganding: (startled) You scared me to death. Nothing, nothing. Ban Gan B: Ding, aren't you always funny? Can you persuade the monitor? Banganding: Oh, this little thing is on me. I am the most resourceful person in our class. Look at me. Ban Ganding: (to A) I said that your monitor, you have a beautiful mind, and you work hard in the class, regardless of personal gains and losses. You have done great things, big and small. We should learn from you. But now, you have been scolded by these people, losing your self-esteem and face. Tell me, are you tired? Monitor A: (crying more sadly) Ban Gan -c: What did you say? B: Really, the more you help, the more busy you are. (Comfort A) Banganding: OK, OK, I won't talk, I won't talk. Class B: You students, how can our class muddle through like this? Oh, my god. No, let me do it. (Raise your hand) I see you hooligans. I can't look after you. My name is Meng. Ban Kanding: (Seeing this situation, I am busy) Hey, I said the vice monitor. Is it a big deal or a small matter, so let it go? Ban Ganbing: You can't do that. They won't admit their mistakes. I have to hit them! Banganding: Oh, I still haven't changed my temper. Ban Ganbing: (catching D with four people) Say, what's wrong with you today? I won't finish with you until you make it clear! (ABCD) (Silence) Banganding: Ah, ah, that's what it is. Just now, they were confused. They didn't want to do it at first, but then they did, and they won't do it again. Ah (to ABCD)OK? (ABCD looks up and doesn't answer) Banganding: (to C) (smiling face) They said, yes, yes, they will never do that again. Ban Gan B: What is it? Ban Ganbing: (with wide eyes) Impossible. (Ding whispers to ABCD): Will you just say yes? Why is it not my treat tonight? Please welcome the second canteen. ABCD: (excited) I will have a good time tonight. Ban Gan-C: (looking at Ding) Well, Ding, I didn't expect you to be a monitor, so I won't punish you. I hit you. (Chasing Ding Man across the stage) I'll kill you! Ban Gan-ding: (running) No, help, the vice squad leader hit someone ... Ban Gan -b: Oh, why are you fighting? Monitor A: (suddenly standing up) (wiping tears) (calm and dignified) What are you doing? Calm down! Bankandin: Monitor, look, the vice monitor hit me. Monitor A: Ningning, calm down. I know you are in a hurry, but you can't be so impatient. We have a better way. Ban Gan -c: Yes, that's true, but how can I be calm if they don't obey the discipline? I can't help it! Ban gan b: yes, this course is too difficult. Banganding: I'll give you a good suggestion. Let's resign together and collectively, shall we? Banganga: (sternly) Ding, how can you say such a spineless thing at this time? Our head teacher is not at home. Do you think you did the right thing? Banganding: No! (shows everyone to the front desk) Banganga: That's right. If we give up governance now, the class will get out of control, which is the biggest frustration and failure. We said in the political class what to do in the face of setbacks, remember? Student? Ban gan b, c, d: (loudly) remember ban gan a: ok, stand at attention! In the face of setbacks, we should: a beginning! Ban Gan B, C, D: (Together) ① Have an optimistic attitude towards life and actively face setbacks. (2) Cultivate noble interests. 3 Perseverance, continuous progress, and courage to explore and innovate. Banganga: OK, OK, everyone has learned well, but it must be translated into our practical actions. Ban gan B C D: (loudly) Yes! Banganga: Our old class also told us that duty work is really hard, but we should also see the other side of duty work. In fact, working on duty is also an opportunity and exercise, which can improve our ability and level, you know?
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